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MY HEART’S A SEIZIN, MY LUNGS A WHEEZIN

When a mid evil peasant eats a nice loaf of rye bread and when HOLY SHIT I’M BLASTING OUT OF BOTH ENDS! MY HEART’S A SEIZIN, MY LUNGS A WHEEZIN, THE FUCKING WALLS ARE MELTING?! I CAN HEAR SATAN’S VOICE! HE’S TELLING ME TO… INVEST IN APPLE?? WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?! WHY DOES HE WANT ME TO BUY APPLES?!
Yo dude where did the rye bread go?”

MY HEART’S A SEIZIN, MY LUNGS A WHEEZIN!
by GenosCyborg September 4, 2023
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Trump Lung
An appropriate nickname for CoViD-19, aka the novel coronavirus that has led to a worldwide pandemic. Named after Trump to mark his monumental malfeasance which will result in at least hundreds of thousands of deaths in the U.S.
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lung rockets

i need to identify the times of the day where i most enjoy firing up lung rockets in order to quit smoking.
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tartar lung

the term often used by a smoker to describe the terrible condition of their lungs after years of heavy smoking.
Working out is hard with my tartar lung

After this party, Im going to wake up with a terrible tartar lung.
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lunges

When a person swiftly moves towards an object with great force
He lunges for a second cup
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lung bunny

A wad of sticky sickly sputum from a productive cough.
"I'm illin, brah, and I just coughed up a lung bunny"
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lunge dab

A rare and spectacular phenomenon consisting of a lunge simultaneously occurring with a dab. When attempting a lunge dab, participants must go hard or go home.
Tom: I love a good dab, me!
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