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MY HEART’S A SEIZIN, MY LUNGS A WHEEZIN

When a mid evil peasant eats a nice loaf of rye bread and when HOLY SHIT I’M BLASTING OUT OF BOTH ENDS! MY HEART’S A SEIZIN, MY LUNGS A WHEEZIN, THE FUCKING WALLS ARE MELTING?! I CAN HEAR SATAN’S VOICE! HE’S TELLING ME TO… INVEST IN APPLE?? WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?! WHY DOES HE WANT ME TO BUY APPLES?!
Yo dude where did the rye bread go?”

MY HEART’S A SEIZIN, MY LUNGS A WHEEZIN!
by GenosCyborg September 4, 2023
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Trump Lung
An appropriate nickname for CoViD-19, aka the novel coronavirus that has led to a worldwide pandemic. Named after Trump to mark his monumental malfeasance which will result in at least hundreds of thousands of deaths in the U.S.
Bob's in the hospital, he caught a case of Trump Lung.
by Apostle of Carlin April 05, 2020

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Lung Day

To hit the nic so many times in a day it is like you worked out your lungs
Yo I hit lung day to day my lungs are so sore.
by Nahilife July 30, 2022
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Lung Fuel

Having greyhound will enhance your Lung Fuel, without it you will need to take more time to refuel on the lung fuel.
"Yo, cat, I'm out of Lung Fuel.:

"Aight Slashed, I'm almost out too, hide behind the bush but watch out for Erico"
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Blue Collar Lung

A slight cough, feeling of general malaise or discontent developed when visiting a blue collar city or area. Akin to black lung but with fewer enduring after effects, usually remedied by leaving said city or area.
OMG, I went to a monster truck rally this weekend and developed a serious case of blue collar lung.

Or:

I ran out of gas and had to stay in a small town motel last weekend, the neighboring pulp mill almost gave me blue collar lung!
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Hungry lungs

when someone smokes a whole joint/cigeratte without passing it,in social situations
someone who smokes a whole fag/weed joint without passing it to there friends,thats when you say to the person ''what you got''...''Hungry lungs''
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Thunder Lungs

A person, normally having a mental deficiency, with an abnormal screaming response to both negative and positive social interactions.
Take a look at 'Thunder Lungs' over there freak out on the principal.
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