Losing the brakes

Losing the brakes is when you have to shit so bad and you know your ass muscle isn't going to hold it in and as you run the shit starts to squirt out.

After eating that chink food i could see that the ride home was going to be long, knowing I'd be losing the brakes.

by Mad MSC February 28, 2009

losing one's cool

To lose one's composure. Most people lose their cool when prompted by a negative impetus, like sexual rejection or poor brunch service.

"Losing one's cool is the sexual equivilent of an angry, limp penis."

by Poop.butt. April 11, 2014

lobing

Sort of kinky biting/nibbling or tugging on of the ear with the teeth. Usually between partners. Usually because of it's sexy nature, occurring during a hot kissing/touching session w/o others around <- that gets awkward, lobing is hot.

When we were saying goodbye tonight, he started lobing me. Im so turned on now!

by ImUmFromUmbridge May 25, 2016

Looking for a sensible thing to vote for on the Urban Dictionary voting page

What you are doing right now.
Just to warn you, it's practically impossible.

Looking for a sensible thing to vote for on the Urban Dictionary voting page is almost impossible.

by MinecraftVlogMV April 11, 2017

Looking for a sensible thing to vote for on the Urban Dictionary voting page

What you are doing right now.
Just to warn you, it's practically impossible.

Looking for a sensible thing to vote for on the Urban Dictionary voting page is almost impossible.

by MinecraftVlogMV April 11, 2017

looking like a treat

when one looks absolutely delicious

Nicole Kidman was looking like a treat in her little Thanksgiving outfit

by absolutkween November 23, 2017

Jesus Loving Slut

An individual who loves Jesus and other people's partners.

As a firm Jesus Loving Slut, Sharon attends church every Sunday, the day after she sleeps with Jane/Michelle/Karen/Ann/Sophie/Stephanie's boyfriend.

by Pomodoro April 11, 2010