2-0 lead

When a team in a sport is up by a score of 2-0 but end up blowing the lead in the end.

“Yo Cael did you see that PSG blew a 2-0 lead in the Champions League to Real Madrid”
“Fuck You!”

by lebumdum March 12, 2022

Lead Foot

A person who is known for driving way too fast.

"Tony has a lead foot. It's a wonder how he's still alive, let alone legally allowed to drive. If you ever have to travel anywhere in a hurry, he's your man. Otherwise, make sure you're never in a vehicle where he's behind the wheel."

by Ubeenbamboozledson August 12, 2021

La Junta Lead Pipe

A condom, filled with methamphetamines, and any other recreational drugs found in the Arkansas River valley, used as a disciplinary device when the wife ruins dinner or doesn’t bring You a beer fast enough.

“Damn bro, cousin Beth smells like burnt hot dogs and has two black eyes…. Brad must’ve broke out the La Junta Lead Pipe”

by WhiskeyFour February 22, 2023

lead helmet

This is a term used if you can guess/know what someone is about to do or say before it occurs

(I said to a friend) "Shall we go to Spain on holiday."
(The other person) "I was just thinking I would love to go to Spain soon, Lead helmet"

by Academies June 17, 2024

Fire in the hole lead

First man in an orgy to fuck the woman on her period

"You heard how Dylan got promoted to fire in the hole lead?"
"Not much of a promotion when there's nobody who is gonna follow him in there"

by RustySlander May 9, 2024

Lead Aspirin

bullet

The ultimate painkiller

My life is nothing but pain. I should just take a Lead Aspirin

by ateple February 4, 2020