LaPortia

An unexpected mix of wild energy and nerdy charm. LaPortia can go from passionately debating about politics and neuroscience to downing tequila shots and somehow ends up twerking on a stage. Nonetheless, always down for a good time, she’s the friend who turns any outing into a comedy special, sprinkles in a little harmless chaos, and never fails to put a smile on your face.

“I went out for dinner with LaPortia… now I’m at the club wearing a sombrero while she explains quantum physics to the bartender.”

by Wildebeest69 August 11, 2025

laborshitz

French guy working while taking a shit

“During the morning meeting, Jacques was pulling a full-on laborshitz — typing reports while sitting on the toilet.”

by Senior Moki September 29, 2025

Laporta-ing

When a close friend, who claims he can win on his own, lies in the background of the group chat, waiting to take notes and snipe the player that is being discussed by the other members of the group. Then goes ahead and takes that player in the draft. Step 3 (optional) involves photoshop, and documentation that has been altered to show that the player was on his list "all along."

Raj: Lets check out the stats and odds of that new Laporta dude on the Lions
Farbod: I agree, he can probably be a great player.

Raj: Where's Ashwin??
Farbod: Haven't heard from him this whole convo
............Days later
Ashwin: I picked up this player Laporta, who I've been targeting for YEARS now, all on my own.
Farbod: Hmm, seems fishy to me, seems like some Laporta-ing going on..
Raj: Definitely... he tried to show me some sheet of paper too... Lapota-ing to the fullest!

by KingJar92 December 1, 2025

Dick Laportapottie

What happens when you cross premature ejaculation with a temporary toilet facility.

I was baning this bitch in the porta-john and I had to read the writing on the wall so I wouldn't have a Dick Laportapottie.

by pee-NuT December 1, 2007

Slave Laborer

An extremely hard-working college student that works very difficult, hot, and sweaty jobs for very little pay. Will do anything short of prostitution to get money. The student may also be beaten and sworn at.

Slave laborer, ditch digger, pear picker, weed puller, etc.

by Circle Digger August 6, 2011

poop labor

Poop labor is when you know you have to poop but when your cheeks hit the seat you can't poop so your just waiting for it to come out. Occasionally pushing and pushing then breathing as if in labor. Just waiting to poop.

"Im In poop labor. I really have to poop and it's like half way out but pushing isn't helping."

by McNasty1989 January 12, 2017

money labor

The action of where you make your money work for you.

The act of making your money your employee.

There should be a law against money labor, it’s ashame that someone would make a innocent dollar work for them to make them more money.

by DollarMaster June 21, 2018