jergins lotion

Jasons best friend, he uses jergins to jerkin. With a red candle , and john mayer covered in jergins

Jason glissens in the candle light from all that jerkin jergins lotion,

by jbiv February 15, 2014

Tard Latin

When anyone who knows a few Spanish words tries to impress a Latino while talking by throwing in words like culo, and donde esta.

I don't speak Spanish, I just know a few words, I speak Tard Latin.

by MyPetStripe June 6, 2015

Chicken Lotion

Chicken lotion is a term for the practice of creatively using the grease on your hands after consuming a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken as lubricant for masturbation because you're too much of a fat fuck to get up and wash your hands.

I got the weirdest boner while I was watching Passion of the Christ last night and the lube was too far away to reach so I just jacked off using my chicken lotion

by mogwaimon April 5, 2020

Ussy-Latin

The act of adding "Ussy" to the ends of Random singular words, combined words, etc. and making mean whatever you want it to mean

Ussy-Latin:

"Goku" - Gokussy
"Food" - Foodussy
"Thot" - Thotussy
"Robot" - Robotussy or Robussy
"Bones" - Boneussy

by AnonUserNmE September 6, 2022

Snow latina

Russsian girl

Shes a snow latina

by AuxiliumRex June 30, 2023

Foo Foo Lotion

Any type of lotion specifically designed to make you smell like some type of flower, ocean, or desert.

John was gay cause he used Sweet Pea foo foo lotion.

by gayjohn March 3, 2011

it puts the lotion in the basket

Do as I say or I'll wear you as part of a coat!

It rubs the lotion on it's skin then it places it in the basket... or else it gets the hose again!

by Jaime Gumb October 24, 2003