Kurt Cobain's Killer

Himself because he sucked at life and music Courtney love didn't do it you cock heads. Look up Elliott Smith For a real Musician or the best one form the 90's

Kurt Cobain Said I suck let me lay down and shoot my self with my foot cause I'm scared if I shoot my self and fall down I'll get hurt and write a shitty song about it. Courtney isn't my killer. i don't wanna be famous. * Gun Shot * weeks later Nirvana sells sky rocket.

Kurt Cobain's Killer him self

by Fuck You Cock Heads January 28, 2008

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Only Kurt Cobain understands me

Stock phrase used by smelly rockers in times of despair, confusion or sexual abuse.

James: Get your hand off my leg, you smelly rocker - If I wanted trash, I'd have sex with roadkill.
Smelly Rocker: Oh God, most embarassing thing since Dad bought me that Avril Lavinge album for my birthday... Only Kurt Cobain understands me.

by jdi May 9, 2004

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Kurt Shaver

When your boss sends you out of town so he can bang your wife.

I came home early from working out of town and caught my boss banging my wife. I got Kurt Shaver.

by Nachofriends January 17, 2025

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Kurt Cristinad

A Maltese saying which is used to show that one got lied to when agreeing to meet at a specific time

Jacob: Didn't we say we're meeting at 7:00?
Daniel: You got Kurt Cristinad brother

by Dronzi December 9, 2023

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Kurt Koehler as Thomas Morgan

Kurt's gone from minor roles to playing Morgan in Oppenheimer, a journey to the core of history man.

Example of how it's used in a sentence:

Person 1: Who's that guy playing Thomas Morgan?

Person 2: Kurt Koehler as Thomas Morgan, bro!

by courtofowls September 4, 2023

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kurts unit

A device used for smoking the mary jane!! for further information, look up mary jane.

stoner #1: "hey whatdoya wanna smoke outof?"

stoner #2 "lets smoke outta KURTS UNIT!!"

Stoner #3: "im hungry"

Stoner #4: "and then i was playin poker with this racoon....and he totally asked me where the creme filling was."

Stoner #1: "i want what you be smokin'...::cough**giggle**COUGH::

by Frenchy a.k.a. "Mary" September 18, 2008

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