kongregate

A social gaming site, you can play games and stuff, but all that junk sucks, the only reason people go there is becasue of the forums, all of the sub forums all dead 'cept for these few, Off-topic, Serious discussion and Forum Games, the regs in these forums are now as OTters, SDers and FGers. Now for a little info on them, OT as of 2013 is in a sort of "rebirth" stage, meaning most of the cool people left and we're stuck with unfunny newfags until they grow up and become funny, also theres a event in OT know as the newfag surge, it happens in the summer, it's when a bunch of newfags come and spam unfunny memes. SD is full of pseudo intellectuals, unless you like long winded arguments I wouldn't go here. FG is full of people RPing. Also if you noticed that OT has the longest description, it's becasue SD and FG are pretty boring.

Man 1:Hey man you play on kongregate bro???

Man 2:Yeah bro but I only go there for the forums.

by boa152 July 26, 2013

Kongai

Online turn based collectible card game designed by Dan Sirlin. It is hosted on www.Kongregate.com, and a system to collect cards is integrated into kongregate.com

Man, i just got pwned at Kongai
Thank god cornelius got nerfed, he was uber-broken

by Ebonyks January 12, 2009

Let's kong this bitch

A kong is a movement in Parkour, the art of movement, in which one runs towards an object, dives, and uses his arms to push himself past. To say "Let's kong this bitch" is like saying "let's blow this joint."

Guy: Man, this is lame.
Guy 2: Yeah man, let's kong this bitch.

Dude: This is bumshit. Let's kong this bitch.

by Setnochima April 23, 2007

Hong Kong Dong

Process of inserting the erect penal object into an anus then receiving oral immediately after so the person eats your shit.

Jeff got the Hong Kong Dong from a Ukrainian tranny behind Applebee's while he was wasted.

by Yobungus1337 November 1, 2010

Diddy Kong Dong

The Diddy Kong Dong is the penis of a very hairy black midget, with pubic hair encircling the length of the shaft, with the only visible skin showing being that of the cock head.

I was taking a coed shower when a gang of midgets walked in and i saw at least three diddy kong dongs..

by The Three Wise Men June 27, 2009

konga

A restaurant located near BRCI that mainly serves french fries.
Caswell Cafe's main competition.

Bill: Going to Konga today, man? *claps hands and extends for a low five*
Greg: Ohh yeah! *low fives Bill*

by Kirk Killzul January 8, 2008

Konga

A large, rather obese black women, who does mostly nothing all day except for sleep and eat. These "Konga" are often very lonely, and find friends in other konga and younger white boys.

(Person 1): Hey, there's a girl for you!
(Person 2): "Hey...yeah, but she's not a Konga"

by 4211rulez June 17, 2011