kongleflab

Kongleflab is the ball sak without the balls inside of it.

"Dude i totaly got testicular cancer last night... and i had to get my balls removed so now all thats left is a kongleflab."

"awwww... dude that liks."

by Tharcace -the impaler- July 12, 2005

kong smacked

When a dude with a big dick slaps a woman in the face with his dick.

Dude, she was givin' me a blowjob and right after I blew it in her mouth I kong smacked her right in the eye.

by Chuck Vendaloo April 20, 2006

kanger

A penis

You gotta bang her with the Kanger

by Jwebber310 April 2, 2018

Who am I Donkey Kong ?

When you are facing a Very Hard Job,and you are on your own.

" Who am I Donkey Kong ?

slang Used in London UK and little italy New York.

When you are facing a Very Hard Job,and you are on your own.

" Who am I Donkey Kong ? "

slang Used in London UK and little italy New York.

by brascogames May 25, 2011

Freer than a Donkey on Hong Kong Day

An expression used to describe someone as being the worst at the current act they are doing (playing a game, washing dishes, etc.)

The explanation is that Hong Kong is in China which is one of the largest countries for donkey-related products to be made (aka. slaughtering donkeys). Since donkeys are so easy to kill in China which is the explanation of them being basically free (in China).

"I can't believe I went 0-16" "ARE YOU SERIOUS? Dude you're freer than a Donkey on Hong Kong Day"

by Mr.7DaysFree December 1, 2021

Kanged

The act of having your meeting hijacked, in favor of a convoluted and meandering presentation of impractical concepts that can never be implemented. Also a term for a discussion that impacts you, but does not include you.

"I got Kanged at the new business presentation yesterday."

by GSIinteractive March 21, 2009

King Kong Quisha

Fucking amazing. 'Nuff said.

King Kong Quisha aka Deneisha, is awesome. Don't be hatin'.

by Eorlas July 20, 2009