Custom Keyboard 

The thing you buy when you have absolutely no other way to spend your money

- I just made a custom keyboard!
- why

Custom Keyboard by DzpanTV June 26, 2021

dark dirty keyboard 

It's a dance related to the song "My Boo" you move your arms in the same motion playing a keyboard. But you have to be located in a dark corner with a dirty look.

"Wow she's goooood I wish I could dark dirty keyboard that good"

dark dirty keyboard by iwasinurbedlastnight March 11, 2017

gay keyboard mashing 

when someone finds something funny and replies with random keyboard mashing rather than saying lmao or lol to show they're amused
mostly gays, preteens, or tumblr users use this tactic (or sometimes all three)

Gail: yo i fell down the stairs again
Sara: gGgHDGGDHShhhhdgdskskKDH
Gail: what the fuck was that
Sara: gay keyboard mashing
Gail: oh

gay keyboard mashing by Get yeeted on October 15, 2018

Swedish Keyboard

A sex act involving serving someone a home cooked meal while they violently shart themselves.

Made famous by Jiinxy.

Do you want to have some messy fun?

Sure, hit me with a Swedish Keyboard

Swedish Keyboard by ALAAANNNN August 2, 2023

Your keyboard to God's screen 

Variation on "your lips to Gods ears" - may the (perhaps improbable) wish you just typed be received by the Divine, and then brought to fruition. Another way to say, "Boy, I sure hope so!"

"It's like 1989 all over again, in Iran."

"Your keyboard to God's screen."

Your keyboard to God's screen by smendler June 18, 2009

Butterfly Keyboard 

Apple's thinnest and newest keyboard mechanism for their laptops. The lifespan of the keyboard is literally like a butterfly\'s however. Every few weeks or even months after a replacement, you'll probably have to get another replacement for your $1200 to $3000 MacBook Pro. It only takes a [single speck of dust can kill the butterfly keyboard.

Man this fucking butterfly keyboard has a ton sticky keys, along with it thinking that I pressed a key twice. Time to call up Apple!

Butterfly Keyboard by bush did 911 December 24, 2018

101st keyboard brigade

n A name given to those who are tough guys when commenting anonymously on internet boards.

Oh great, a flamewar has begun. Looks like the 101st Keyboard Brigade has arrived!!

101st keyboard brigade by estiban_acronym August 4, 2004