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Shadi Kafi

A teacher from the 303 that drinks kafi and is a Shadi
Student 1 "Wow I got freshman seminar this year"

Student 2 "Who is your teacher"

Student 1 "I got Shadi kafi"
by The79 May 10, 2023
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Sufi Kafal

Someone who sell something that

will make him loss his possession. For example, money.
He is 'Sufi Kafal' because no one has ever bought his product since he became a salesman
by Ahmad Ahmad February 1, 2024
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kafuffle kaf kaffir Kafka kaff Kafir Kafi Kafer Kafkaesque KAFU

Grayson kafer

Likes to molest his friends. E-girls is his thing
I heard grayson kafer has a micro you know what
by Ian yung March 12, 2024
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good kafir

A “good kafir” is any non-Muslim who insists Islam is a religion of peace and that the real enemy isn’t Islam; it’s the Jews.

They gobble up every taqiyya lie about Israel “committing genocide” in Gaza. Hard fact: Hamas kicked off the war on October 7. Had they stayed on their side of the fence that day, Gaza would still be standing; zero rubble, zero body count. Gaza’s population has actually increased since the war began (more births than deaths); unlike real genocides in Sudan, Yemen, Iraq, Syria, Somalia, and Congo, where the targeted groups (mostly Christians, Yazidis, and Druze) are being erased and their numbers are collapsing.

These same “good kafirs” praise Qatar as “America’s greatest ally” while Qatar openly funds the Muslim Brotherhood and ISIS, gives luxury villas to Hamas leadership, and bankrolls the long-term conquest of the West through mass migration and sky-high birth rates that churn out the next wave of jihadists.

They repeat the slander that Israel is “killing Christians.” Reality: Israel is the only country in the entire Middle East where the Christian population is growing and lives free from persecution. Under Palestinian Authority rule in Bethlehem, Christians have been driven from an 80% majority to less than 10%.

That’s the “good kafir”; useful idiots who side with the jihad against the one tiny state actually protecting minorities.
Typical examples: Jake Shields, Tucker Carlson (on this topic), Dr. Loupis, Jackson Hinkle, Piers Morgan, Dave Smith, most Groypers, and large numbers of 4channers.

This is the opposite of a “Good Goy.”

A Good Goy is a non-Jew who understands the truth about Islam and “Fakestine,” and who can distinguish leftist Jews from based, pro-Israel, pro-White, pro-America Jews.

Good kafirs, by contrast, blame everything on “hasbara” and claim every pro-Israel voice (especially Jewish ones) is paid $7K per post. Fact: if Israel actually paid all the people they accuse, it would bankrupt the defense budget. No oil wealth, surrounded by hostile neighbors—real military needs come long before any supposed propaganda payroll.

Moral of the story: a good kafir is never worth your trust.
by Death To Islam December 9, 2025
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auf einen Kaffe hochkommen

Einladung zum Kaffe

oder

Kaffe trinken und dabei Sex haben , wobei die Penetration im Vordergrund steht
Er:" Soll ich noch auf einen Kaffe hochkommen ?"
Sie:" Habe nur Tee, aber wenn du Kondome dabei hast gerne ;-)!"
by der Fick3r tm December 5, 2017
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Smithy's Kaff

A non-existent cafe that was advertised once, on local television, in the 1990s, for reasons that remain unclear. It subsequently became a meme.
Smithy's Kaff! Smithy's Kaff! Girls, boys, music, noise! Where is Smithy's Kaff Smithy's Kaff Kaff Kaff? Find out!
by accrington_stanley April 25, 2022
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Appeal to Kaffir Fallacy

An Appeal to Kaffir Fallacy is when someone (usually a Muslim) appeals to a disbeliever as a source instead of citing their own.
Guy Named Retirement: You cannot kill children in Islam
Guy Named Kay: What's the source?
Guy Named Retirement: Wally knows the source
Guy Named Kay" Aye! That's an Appeal to Kaffir Fallacy!
by wallacewest October 19, 2025
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