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John

literally could be anyone
Person 1: Did you hear about John?
Person 2: Which John?
Person 1: John S
Person 2: Which John S?
Person 1: John Smith
Person 2: Which John Smith?
Person 1: The one with the blonde hair
Person 2: Oh yeah couldn’t believe that he tried to flush his foot down the toilet.
Person 1: No that’s a different blonde John Smith.
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John is a peach licking cunt
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In a few words A Fat Bloke that’s bad at telling jokes. His hair is disgusting and shits out of his pussy. Next person who sees him will eat his pussy. Don’t come in eye contact with him. He never will set foot from his home because he can’t go anywhere. He is condemned in solitary.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he’s a chicken John.
by Duffman II November 21, 2017
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“wow that dude is a gay ass nigga, he’s such a John
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by The Light Abyss February 11, 2018
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john is a cute guy...everybody loves him
by monhoe weedbury January 24, 2017
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Hey, Miki, wanna John afterschool at 7 PM?
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