Double-Jointed Asshole

While a normal asshole can only take so much before becoming sore, a person with a "double-jointed" asshole can have anal sex with multiple people at the same time throughout the whole day.

Dude, I screwed a girl with a double-jointed asshole and it was like a cave down there.

by pvc1983 October 8, 2022

Vagina joint

Basically she’s a hoe her pussy smoking like it’s on fire type shit

Me: Ight Vagina Joint I’ll smell you later.
Her: wtf you think ur funny

by Thetruthyk July 21, 2023

Ren Joint

A “Ren joint” (plural “Ren joints”) is cannibis joint (or blunt) that is rolled with love especially for you by your mama or parental figure or someone that loves you. The person rolls the joints for you because they know that sometimes you need to smoke a good joint to get you through the day.

I rolled a Ren Joint for my daughter using a indica hybrid to help her relax tonight.

I smoked a Ren joint that my mom packed for me in my weekend bag.

by Shay1313 September 3, 2023

Hamster Joint

The tiny rolled up pieces of paper in a vagina that get left behind from wiping.

After wiping my vagina, I had little hamster joints left behind.

by TightTina May 21, 2023

God's Joint

The 'God's Joint' is a joint that combines all variations of cannabis, such as resin on the paper, herbal, bud and solid mixed with baccy, lightly topped with pollen. This joint will supply one with a most joyful high and a very long mong at the end.

Jefferson: S**t that smells good!
Peterson: I know right, try smoking it...
Jefferson: Mhhhmm, what is it?
Peterson: It's God's Joint, man.
Jefferson: Give it here man!

by MashMaster December 16, 2010

Dawgin' my joints

When two or more friends doubt whether or not a friend is telling the truth or full of shit. It pertains to not believing a friend in any situation necessary. The spectrum ranges from hooking up with a girl all the way to a friend not taking gambling advice.

1: Yo, I called you that night to chill with those girls.

2: Nah son, weak, I didn't get a call because you didn't want me there.
1: Son, quit dawgin' my joints.

2: You're dawgin' my joints son.

1: Quit dawgin' my joints kid?
2: Nah kid, you quit dawgin' my joints.

1: I'm telling you son, Alabama will cover.
2: Nah kid, no way bro.

1: You dawgin' my joints son?

by CaldeSoxxx January 24, 2015

running the joint

To be running the joint means being the boss, the person in charge, doing great.

F: Carl ended up in jail do you think he's gonna be okay ?
V: Okay ? He's probably gonna be running the joint !

by German.Eagle February 21, 2017