Angry Italian

The act of submersing your testicles in warm spaghetti sauce.

Every year Blake celebrates his birthday by making a fresh batch of red sauce and giving himself an angry italian.

by Baron Von Shtuckle Shtickle January 12, 2008

Italian Stallion

A motha fuckin' beastly penis. If this term is used towards an individual, it is in the utmost respectful matter or in a very very derogatory sense. This gargantuan pecker is said to be a monster cock of at least 18 inches when limp! Truly, there is no need to be insecure for the said individual. It is a gift, really. The recipient is very well-endowed.

Guido came into class on exam day and whipped out his Italian Stallion. He then proceeded to slap the hell outta us with his 18 inch monster cock in the face until our noses bled and we had red welts all over. It was sick. He then forcefully shoved his staff of doom down all of our throats until we choked and died. It was unbearable.

by Quint5 December 28, 2005

The Italian Job

A classic film with great music, an unforgettable chase, a "cliff-hanger" (lol) ending, and one-liners that WILL BLOW YOUR SOCKS OFF.

Croker: "And remember chaps... ...In Italy they drive on the wrong side of the road."

The Italian Job is a great film with a crap remake.

by Cycle Paine October 18, 2009

italian

italians, who &&' what are italians? italians are tha greatest people to ever roam earth! we're sexy olive skinned &&' dark haired beasts; talk about your great butts, bodys, and eyes. we're intelligent, dream big, and succeed in anything from cooking-sports! We're also great artists Leonardo Divinci &&' Micheal angelo. we've got some more famous names like Marco Polo, Bellini, Rafaelle Galilei, Dante, Marcus, Aurelius, Virgil, Cato, Umberto, Eco. Yeah we're gangsters (Not gangstas, we're NOT black, or we're not big gold ring wearing, gold chained freaks like those idiots make us seem just tough,caring, and wont be messed with) but that just means our mafia will kill yours if you mess with our families or our nation because organized crime (successfully). Most italians come from a large family, of 7 or 8 kids, and our nation is beautiful with our beaches, long pathways, and little markets; call us what you will "Dons, Guidos, Wops, Guineas, Paisanos" any realy italian would take it as a compliment that we're so great you gave us special nik names (:

italians; we're beautiful: looks,personality,nationally! and we love everybody. but mess with our familys and you'll get plenty of hand gestures! plus we're always right so give up (:

by italian_beauty December 10, 2010

greasy italian

I guy who strolls into the office on the first week of work with a wife beater on, a cream polyseter suit and his grandmothers white shoes. Answers to Clinton and enjoys dating single moms in Vanier of the nig-nog variety

Check out that greasy Italian did he steal that suit from Ricardo Montablam from Fantasy Island. Seriously how many baby mamas from Vanier does that guy have?

by Gary Peterman May 29, 2008

italian chandelier

when the man is on the bottom and the woman is on top. both are facing upward, and the girl pushes up with her hands. rumour is it is a very calorie burning sex position.

Big Bertha dropped 20 lbs after practicing the italian chandelier with her boyfriend all week.

by Donovan Johnson October 5, 2005

Italian wakeup call

The act of a male dipping his member in garlic butter or other means of garlic flavored liquid and softly tapping it on a woman's face to wake her up. Can also be referred to as a "garlic facial".

He gave his girlfriend an Italian wakeup call, hoping to rouse her after a restful sleep.

by Atldmb June 24, 2013