Painting the Zebra

A metaphor for male masturbation. The motion of the fingers wrapped around the penis shaft simulates the theoretical "painting" of stripes on a zebra.

Did you see the latest issue of Maxim? I was totally painting the zebra to it.

by dirtyofthesouth September 1, 2018

Paint That Vagina

When a male pulls out his penis during intercourse and ejaculates all over a female's vagina.

Yo, dawg, I'm gonna paint that vagina tonight.

by Ruth Less April 19, 2019

microsoft painted

To a digital artwork that looks painted with feet.

Microsoft paint was the paint app included in Windows 1.0 with very basic tools.

"whoaaa what's that? Did you Microsoft Painted it ?"

by P3laton3 April 10, 2017

Paint the taint

When a male ejaculates on on the skin between a woman’s vagina and asshole (taint) with this “white paint” ... to paint the taint

Yo did you paint the taint last night ?

by Mlit February 19, 2018

Paint Job

When a man sticks his dick in red paint and begins to titty fuck a woman giving her chest a paint job

I gave Wyatt's sister a paint job last night!

by Rex Johnson 007 July 18, 2016

paint protection

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I need paint protection, then I should only ever use Protectnetic.

by qwerty-bob December 2, 2019

dry paint

Aged cum

Sorry guys I have to clean up the dry paint from my bed sheets

by Dankass n-word December 10, 2019