Bean boarding

Similar to water boarding, but with beans. It’s done by forcing someone’s head back and inserting a funnel in their mouth. Then, the funnel is filled with beans, forcing them to eat them all. It’s a very popular torture device.

My uncle was a pow in ww3, and he refused to give any information. That is, until they started bean boarding him.

by Dennisimo Jr. August 10, 2018

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Skin Beans

When it looks like your stomach has strange beany lumps beneath it - often on a "fat day".

Looks like i've got the skin beans

by Bounceyblue March 15, 2009

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Beane Stalked

When you sleep with a persons EX "within a 24 hour period" after break up.

Dude when i said it was over and i went to the bar did not mean for you to beane stalk her.

You mind if i beane stalk her.

Hey bro you just beane stalked my girl.

by Savman October 06, 2011

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Cursed Beans

Cursed Beans are beans in weird places.

Why.

Beans in a rifle?

CURSED BEANS!

by ajcanadian November 15, 2019

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Bean Twist

Stimulating the clitoris between the thumb and forefinger by twisting in feverish manner.

After my college roommate taught me the bean twist I’ve never been unsatisfied.

Her toes curled as I gave her the bean twist.

That butch gave me such a vigorous bean twist I’m sore to the touch today.

by Dick Onchin September 13, 2020

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