When it's opposite day and you wanna sing the alphabet song.
Person- "Hey it's opposite day. Now sing the alphabet song."

Me- "now i know my abcs next time won't you sing with me zyxwvutsrqponmlkjihgfedcba"
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A retard "I know it's not in you head but YOU can't KNOW that!"

Hym "I feel like 'pedantic' is the right word here. That's what you're doing. And you're conflating what I said about how I think which the the thing I'm talking about. This is why Atheists are pieces of shit. Pedantic. Smug. Self-Righteous. Garbage."
by Hym Iam January 08, 2025
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Do I know you?

What you say when someone awkwardly approaches you
“Hey are you that kid who pops into biology and then leaves?”

I’m sorry… Do I know you?”
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I know you're asleep but

Something a guy texts a woman at 3am, when he's most emotionally vulnerable so he can vent without fear of being judged
"I know you're asleep but I just wanted you to know that I love you lots, and I couldn't live without you"
by Sudo C0 December 19, 2023
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i really don't know

something you say when you really do not know something
(typing random things on the urban dictionary)
Me: What should I type next?
Zesty Boy: I really don't know.
by i am not bree October 01, 2023
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I know like hell

When you know damn well a person didn’t just do something!
“Where did she put my shoes?”

“She wore them to work”

“I know like hell she didn’t”
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