HSHMBS

HSHMBS (Hot Sweaty Hairy Man Butt Sex)

Pronounced (Hushembus)

The act of putting your penis in a Hot, Sweaty, Hairy Man's Asshole.

Damn Dave I am so glad you gave me some HSHMBS I dont know what i would do without a hot, sweaty, hairy asshole!!

by buttpiracy99 July 12, 2010

V.H.S.

Vibration Hallucination Syndrome. When you text so much that you feel your phone vibrate when it hasn't.

-Guy 1 is constantly checking his phone-
Guy 2: "Dude, no one's texted you the last 10 times you looked."
Guy 1: "I know, but I felt it vibrate like 50 times."
Guy 2: "You got that V.H.S."

by Z-Drizzle69B October 22, 2010

HSN

A network that allows one to shop from their home. Very useful if you want to shop on a network and you're at home.

My significant other is at work making money for me to spend while I sit on my lazy ass buying things from the Home Shopping Network instead of getting a job.

by Anonymous June 18, 2003

HSB

Contrary to popular belif, the only meaning "HSB" has is: HOLY SHIT BATMAN!

"HSB- i can't belive you did that"

by blackductape April 2, 2005

HS4L.*

Hippie Slut for Life. A girl who loves sex, bud, peace & love.
Any girl who- 1. dresses like a hippie wearing tie dye, roach clips, and moccasins 2. Smokes alot of bud; like more than 6 times a day & 3. Has sex with every hot guy around. And loves it.

Hippie Sluts for life baby!!

Lizzy:(walks out a bathroom with a guy, sees emily)
Emily: Liz Are you a HS4L.*?
Lizzy: Hell yea baby i taped that now Pass the Blunt!

by Keep it hippie baby! January 6, 2009

HSA

HSA stands for HOT SEX ACTION!

So me and my girl are heading home for some HSA.

by mrbear August 5, 2012

I.H.S.

a club that was started because of to much homework, class work and BullShit. I hate stroomer.

Many poeple have joined I.H.S.

by SickAsFuck January 6, 2005