HSN 

HSN on AIM is otherwise known as "Having Sex Now". This definition came up after a friend recently got a girlfriend and would spend long hours "away". This acronym can be used as an Away message, or a subtle way to say someone is "busy".

On AIM.....

Friend 1: Hey I will brb, gimme like one sec.

Away Message: aWaY... (aka HSN)

....One hour later....

Friend 2: Hello?
Friend 1: I am back.
Friend 2: Where did u go?
Friend 1: O it was jus my gf.

HSN by ChapKid August 16, 2006

HSN 

A network that allows one to shop from their home. Very useful if you want to shop on a network and you're at home.

My significant other is at work making money for me to spend while I sit on my lazy ass buying things from the Home Shopping Network instead of getting a job.

HSN by Anonymous June 18, 2003

HSN 

HSN stands for Heart shaped nipples, a fetish of few.

“Lance, what’s with you and your HSN fetish?”

HSN by leftcurvegang December 16, 2019

HSN 

Stands for "Hot Sick Nice"; a prase commonly used by many Polish and Italian club heads. The reason for this? i dont know...

Dennis: Ayee, that club last night was HSN. All those cute as polish girls and guidetts.

HSN by Dennis Zuraw December 9, 2008

HSN Nut

A sad, pathetic, person who spends hours each day shopping at HSN and constantly calling in.

Mrs Ashforth was a real HSN Nut. Each day about 20 packages would arrive from them.

HSN Nut by Brett Burkhardt April 27, 2008

HSN'd 

When one scrolls through the channel guide and accidentally chooses an HSN shopping show because the title is similar to another show

Oh look home improvement is on! <click> Damn, I got HSN'd.

HSN'd by :Sent from my TV January 4, 2011

HSNFW

Holy Shit No Fucking Way!!!!!!!!!

Matt saw the sweet hippo hat in the back of the closet and shouted "HSNFW!!!"

HSNFW by dlem91 March 31, 2009