hook

A punch that comes solidly from the side.

I hooked him with my right.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 16, 2004

honkytonk

(v.) To mess around, dance, or drink in a cheap bar sometimes called a Honkytonk

If I go to church on Sunday and honkytonk on Monday, ain't nobody's business if I do.

by Privette October 19, 2005

honky

A racial slur refeering to a caucasian or white person. The term actually orginated in the south during the times of slavery. The white slave master would "honk" a horn when it was time for the slaves to work in the fields. The slaves would then call the slave master a "honkey"

For other caucasian racial slurs see "cracka"

White Man: Can you tell me how to get to south street from here?

Black Man: I ain't telling you nothing honkey!

by apples733 March 12, 2005

Hookah Douche

When referring to hookah, someone who acts like they know what they are talking about, but it is obvious they don't.

Joe: " Hey man, can we try the melon?"

Hookah Douche: "You sure man? It's pretty harsh..."

Later...

Joe: (Sarcasticly)"Hey man you were right, it was pretty harsh."

Hookah Douche: (Serious)" I told you man. I know what I'm talking about. I smoke like 5 a day."

by smk89 April 15, 2009

Pirate hooker

a nautical prostitute with little to no vitamin c who sells sexy time to drunken seamen

Pamela anderson; kira knightly, both examples of pirate hookers

"yarrrrr, i burnt me hook on the pirate hookers scurvy ridden bloomers."

"arrrr."

by b to tha ruce December 6, 2006

hooker

prostitute. started in the civil war When Gen.Hooker of the Union Army (the first pimp) tried to protect his troops from VD by buying the best chicks and pimping them to his corps of 20,000 men. orginally hooker's girls.

hooker is the pimp of hookers.

by Maxzilla June 20, 2003

bible hooker

person who is fucking obsesed with jesus and the bible

chris's mom is a bible hooker

by eddie and captain winkie July 13, 2007