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Adjective/Adverbium

An act of such amazing retardedness, that ordinary word simply cannot describe it.
To be heino is a mixture of autism, retardedness, and cringe

An example of this is posting a word like this on the Urban dictionary
God damn that was heino

How can it be so difficult, to not be heino - GOBrief
Heino by Kylling August 23, 2017

marissa heiner 

The most beautiful girl in the entire world. Any guy would be incredibly lucky to have her in their life. If you have yourself a Marissa heiner keep her forever
That girl is the marissa heiner of the school.
marissa heiner by Clwin May 22, 2017
Another word for the penis of a human being
You've got a huge henzel dude
henzel by MakeALivingOutOfNothing October 7, 2017
Can be used as an adjective for intoxitation, replacing drunk, stoned, high, blazed, fucked up or as a noun replacing any substance that cause hallucinations or intoxication such as weed, shrooms, weed, beer, or vodka.

Also can be used as a noun to replace bong, piece, stoner, drunkard, druggie, alcoholic, pimp, drug dealer, or moneymaker.
"Matt is such a heiner."
"Man matt, while you always gotta be heinered?"
"Man this is some good heiner."
"I'm just a heiner, what can I say the girlies love me."
"Man Shnitz, you are such a heiner."
"Yo eric, stop bein such a heiner and pass the heiner."
"That heiner is off the heezy, I wish we had some more heiner so we could hit the heiner again, but then again, we aren't heiners so we can't buy that much heiner, damn i wish i was heiner, then all are heiner problems would be solved."
"Like a heiner, like a heiner, what can I say."
Heiner by Sir Crunkness January 19, 2005

heinous blow pig

Artie Lange of The Howard Stern Show.
I can't belive Artie ate all them fuckin devil dogs today. He's still a heinous blow pig even after he got kicked off of Mad TV.
Simple definition; hot, blue eyes, gets all the girls.
May act gay but is still sexy. Always on a good mood and ready to cheer up. If you meet a Heinzi; your very lucky and if he is your boyfriend you can feel like the luckiest person on earth!
Yes, someone like Heinzi
Heinzi by Jkno May 17, 2011