mass hallucination

The only explanation for the Right’s perverse devotion to the Mobster in Chief.

In this ongoing mass hallucination, he is seen as someone who can make America great again; how crazy is that?

by Dr Bunnygirl March 27, 2019

bunch-and-a-half

A considerable amount of things of the same kind, more than what would normally be considered as "a bunch."

I've got a bunch of speeding tickets, but George has a bunch-and-a-half.

by BeerLovinGuy February 13, 2004

Back's in half

Excruciating pain in the back after injury.

Typically used in Wales.

Fuck me Dan, I can't believe I just done deads for 120KG. MY BACK'S IN HALF!

Christ mate, I just rolled out of bed and MY BACK'S IN HALF!

by Odlatac March 7, 2018

half way crook

Does not exist. The fact that this definition is even here is a paradox.

"Scared to death, Scared to look, they shook,
'cause aint no such thing as half way crooks"
-M.D.

by iraqigangsta January 18, 2008

halolz

Halolz is a website designed exclusively for showcasing humorously-captioned video game screenshots, videos or video-game related memes. It is updated twice over weekends and thrice daily on weekdays.

This screen is funny, let's send it to Halolz.

by Karasakii June 27, 2009

Gears of Halo Theft Auto 5

It's like nothing you've ever seen. It's nothing you've ever wanted to see! It's Gears of Halo Theft Auto 5!

We've ensured nothing can be more emotionally disturbing than this game. This game is full of so much explicit content it's been rated J.O. JESUS ONLY. And you thought Gears of Halo Theft Auto 4 was bad.

4 Different Professions:
-Crazy Crack Dealer
-Bloodthirsty Pimp
-Corrupt Politician
-Drunk Serial Killer

This sandbox game lets you do anything, and we mean anything! What other game can you beat your dog into a coma, take a dump in a urinal, and have unrestrained shameless sex with your bosses mother? Nothing! That's right, Jimmy!

"Reserve your copy of Gears of Halo Theft Auto 5 today!"

by crazycrackdealer March 1, 2010

Haleigh

A Haleigh is a sweet girl, who will always love you. She will never break your heart, unless you break hers, then you're fair game.

Wow, she's pretty. Is her name Haleigh?
Yeah, but her ex broke her heart, so she broke his face!! XD
Yeah, i would never do that to her..

by #2hawt4u January 20, 2017