Haider Goggins

Sigma nr.1. A man with the worlds best mentality. He wakes up before Ashton Hall everyday, and runs a Death Valley Race every morning and evening. He games, chats and watch TV. He also plays football, and he's secretly CR7. He's also the best rizzler with 10000 aura points.

Person 1: I am better than you.
Person 2: F..ck you, I am Haider Goggins

by SkibidiHaider1 April 3, 2025

hadded

past tense of have/has, except its like, MUCH more funny and fun to say.

1: “why werent you at school all last week?”
2: “i hadded a sickness last week”

by indigotheawesome69420 June 27, 2025

Haider

A guy who looks like he just came from saadi town covered in curry, dripping litres of filthy nose oil from his huge overarching nose which looks like an angry birds beak. They are extremely short, with the average size of man boobs for a nutella addict. Packing the one inch defender also known as the urdu pincher. Always mindlessly scrolling on tiktok saving, liking and reposting every video, like its his j*b. They are very unusual and get called the unusual guy by everyone, even his mum. Are a fluent Urdu speaker but would never admit to it. Very afraid to "leave the nest". These guys are always scared of women. They are Muslim but don't follow any rules except eating pork.

Hey haider how was the flight from saadi town

by Dardy daniel July 25, 2025

Haider Farooq

Married man with 2 kids, His father is Vithuran, Hes a trans gay lesbian Pakistinian boy who is a big part of the LGBTQ +IA community leading protests and flashing kids in the streets of kirachi, Haider once gave a BJ to his own father in Oshawa Ontario but got deported by Ahmad

Haider Farooq is gay

by Haider Farooq September 9, 2025

Handerlash

The act of unconsciously consuming media that supports Identitarian-reality.

Fox news is pure Handerlash for Boomers.

MSNBC is nothing more than Handerlash for neurotic progressives .

by Mysticanthropist January 7, 2026

1 hander

Typing with your right/left hand
because your left/right hand is busy

"genericnoname" just invented the word:

Legerephobia - Fear of going to college due to mass shootings
variant stem of legere to gather + T-Mobile online classes
It was a 1 hander!

by youtubevideos November 19, 2015

Emmanuel Handers

The wide receiver for the Denver Broncos formerly known as Emmanuel Sanders but due to his ability to catch any pass in Madden '16 is now defined by his hands

"Did he really just catch that pass?"

"They don't call him Emmanuel Handers for nothing."

by Jmac420 January 30, 2016