Penis guillotine

A small guillotine with a 3" hole where the head is supposed to be. Used for making chodes.

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by Osama Bin Laden (obama bro) November 11, 2019

Reverse guillotine

When you fall and hit your neck off an object.

I was carrying a tv, fell, and reverse guillotined myself.

by Can’t think off a name July 31, 2021

Template Guild

A group of persons and individuals even from another existence who hang out from time to time.

But I thought... you guys were all just demons and spirits... turns out it's just template guild.

by asianadonis June 5, 2023

Guild

An entity that used to exist in the Vindictus community prior to their Holocaust on November 15, 2012 with the Season 2 patch update. The event annihilated all 200+ member guilds, leaving the players homeless and destitute.

Person 1: Hey, what happened to the guild?
Person 2: That Season 2 patch happened.

by Guildless Vindictus Player December 8, 2012

Guido Pump

A way to express any awesomeness that a Guido might find awesome. Taking one's arm and thrusing it into the air with a closed fist many times in a row shouting GUIDO PUMP!!! This action originated on the Frog Bus of West Milford High School in West Milford, New Jersey.

HEY! Shane's on the bus! GUIDO PUMP!!!GUIDO PUMP!!! GUIDO PUMP!!! Hey Muffins, you suck! GUIDO PUMP!!! GUIDO PUMP!!! GUIDO PUMP!!!

by The Muffin Man2312313 September 22, 2008

gwildor

Could possibly be the sexiest being in the universe, as shown in the film 'Masters of the universe'.

Gwildor looked mighty fine as he strutted down the catwalk.

by The Mighty Rod June 10, 2003

guido stache

the moustache is characterized by thin, jet black hair that spreads beyond the boundaries of the lips. this moustache can often be found on guido's who couldn't afford a razor for whatever holiday they celebrate. essentially a thinner porn moustache, this is an instant turn off for most women and an easy joke for most men.

bonney: hey whats up! i just got back from climbing mountains!
me and mp: nice guido stache.
bonney: oh hahaha you guys are hilarious! wanna play chess?
me and mp: your guido stache is off the charts.

by deelsky's_footlongs January 8, 2010