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Grease Shingle 

The shit smear left on the back of the toilet seat. Commonly caused by explosive diarrhea or incorrectly positioning your asshole.
"At last year's company holiday party I got so drunk I accidentally left a grease shingle."

"I took this girl home from the bar last night, when I woke up she was gone...but the skank left me a grease shingle as a parting gift." #greaseshingle

"Donald Trump's hair looks like a grease shingle."

"Yo bro, quit being such a grease shingle."
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Grease Shingle 

The shit smear left on the back of the toilet seat. Commonly caused by explosive diarrhea or incorrectly positioning your asshole.
"At last year's company holiday party I got so drunk I accidentally left a grease shingle."

"I took this girl home from the bar last night, when I woke up she was gone...but the skank left me a grease shingle as a parting gift." #greaseshingle

"Donald Trump's hair looks like a grease shingle."

"Yo bro, quit being such a grease shingle."

Greasebag 

Ewww georgia has really greasy hair shes a greasebag
Greasebag by Elightex August 28, 2017

grease film

A poorly-produced low budget porno flick; usually done in and around a Canadian trailer park.
“J-Roc’s making his little ‘grease film’ here and he thought it’s appropriate for me to just start slapping that lady on her bum but I’m not comfortable doing that, to tell you the truth.”

“I want nothing to do with your greasy cheesy porn J-Roc.”
grease film by zatchbell622 March 14, 2019

Grease Wig 

When your bald but cant afford a wig so you shave your pubes and put them on your head.
Good ol Larry: Yo did you get a hair transplant?
Good ol Thompson: Nah dude this was a grease wig, Im poor af!
Grease Wig by Good Ol Dude March 14, 2019

Grease Throat 

When you eat something greasy and your throat gets coated in grease. When you clear your throat that sound you make is called grease throat.
After eating all that Chinese food I got major Grease Throat.
Grease Throat by Naked Zebra April 1, 2021

GreaserGals 

Juicy-Patch, Long-Stitch and Curly-Pop are the bestest besties in the world. The baddest bleeps you’ve ever seen. #Friendshipgoals #besties4eva #bff’s
Did you see those GreaserGals? They are such goals I wish we were cool like them.
GreaserGals by emnet June 23, 2021