anally graduated

Means that you graduate from the anus and become the biggest piece of shit everyone hates

Sam: I bet you were anally graduated! Oh wait! YOU WERE!
Ricky Jones: -gasp-

by QuinnT July 6, 2014

Mardi Gras-Ing

The act of killing a large group of monsters in an MMORPG(Massive Multiplayer Online Role Playing Game), With a semi-large group of people at an incredible rate of speed.

"You'll need a lot of DDs and some healers then you'll be Mardi Gras-Ing right through that fight."

by Geterdun March 12, 2014

Gerber graduates

The act of cumming on your girls face and then scooping the Cum off with a spoon and feeding it to her. "Jeff gave her a gerber graduates."

Jeff gave her a gerber graduates and she loved it.

by Steventyler23 April 12, 2016

lundi gras

The day before mardi gras (fat tuesday) in which you start prepping for how drunk you're going to get on mardi gras... often with the Lund gras parades and tons of drinking on bourbon street.

Aye you heading to NOLA for Lundi gras ?

by msherms7 September 22, 2016

Joie Gras

the delicious vegan version of Foie Gras (a paste made from duck liver and traditionally eaten for Christmas in France). The literal translation is "fat joy".
Can also be called "faux foie gras", "faux gras" or "fougras".

Who needs foie gras when you can have joie gras? Merry cruelty free X-mas!

by Vegannik December 26, 2017

mardi gras

also known as 'fat tuesday' or the day before 'ash wednesday': the day that marks the christian fasting period known as lent. a time for blacking out, absolute debauchery, and degenerate behavior. if you can remember what was done during mardi gras, you didn't celebrate it right. the showing of tits for beads is part of such tradition.

mardi gras is just like any other weekend but with more tits

by susanfux February 15, 2018

post-graduation disillusionment

Da feeling of "empty letdown after having toiled for nothing" dat you experience as an adult after you'd studied your a** off in grade school about certain strongly-hyped-and-pushed-for-their-supposedly-great-importance subjects (history, science, botany, biology, etc.) other than da "three R's", only to find dat in reality you seldom if ever need any of dat knowledge in your everyday working/home life, and dat others merely stare at you like you're some kinda brainiac nerd when ya mention anything from your vast knowledge of said subjects dat they had long forgotten about or not even bothered to really learn very well themselves in their own school years.

My third-grade teacher always really drove us to learn about da history of San Francisco, yet never once in the ensuing decades have I **ever** hadda use my knowledge of who William Leidesdorff or Amadeo Giannini was --- talk about post-graduation disillusionment!

by QuacksO March 18, 2019