The mystery adventures of goths Bob Skeleton and Macabre de Coiffure (As played by Noel Fielding and Russell Brand). When the theme tune starts they run out of their coffins... weeelll not run, more like saunter. Goths don't run.
"The goth detectives can get the job done in 48 hours!"
"We could get it done quicker, if we weren't so bloody miserable!"
"We could get it done quicker, if we weren't so bloody miserable!"
by Naboo That's Who June 12, 2008
An individual who identifies with both the "goth" community and the "hood" community usually because of geographic location.
A hood goth generally lives in a developing urban neighborhood.
A hood goth generally lives in a developing urban neighborhood.
Who's that hot goth babe who just drove by blasting Three Six Mafia? That's Mandy. She's such a hood goth, but she'll still fuck you up.
by trichotillomanian November 15, 2012
a super hot goth girl who has big boobs, thick thighs, and a wolf cut. (usually wearing thick black eyeliner)
by gothmommy55 April 18, 2021
When seeing a group of one or more goth people prevents you from carrying out your intended activity. Somehow seeing these black clad punks (who usually turn out to be pretty nice people) is enough to deter you from your intended path or destination and so you wander elsewhere to avoid feeling awkward because you are too scared to walk past them, thinking that they might attack you with their shiny pants and throw tubes of black eyeliner at you.
DISCLAIMER: I did not make up "goth blocked" I saw it on a youtube video and thought it would be a worthy addition to Urban Dictionary. Don't sue me!!!! All originality of this phrase I credit to TheRealParis (youtube name). Don't hate me Paris. <3
DISCLAIMER: I did not make up "goth blocked" I saw it on a youtube video and thought it would be a worthy addition to Urban Dictionary. Don't sue me!!!! All originality of this phrase I credit to TheRealParis (youtube name). Don't hate me Paris. <3
Dude, I was running a slew of errands and I was going to walk into Target but there were these Goths hanging out right in the entrance so I didn't go in.
I've been Goth Blocked.
I've been Goth Blocked.
by colour January 29, 2010
Genre of Music that developed in Orange County and Los Angeles, California. Music consisting of both drum rhythms and high reverb guitar riffs that resemble surf but have a sader tone in its lyrics.
by FOXYTALK November 11, 2010
One of a darker persona who enjoys the beauties of life that others have forgotten. Unlike the plain goth, death metal or other such music is not the only form of audio entertainment. The Dies Irae, Kyrie, Adagio for Strings, works by Michael Crawford and Sarah Brightman, and Agnus Dei are also popular amongst this crowd. Classic Goths' oriantation borders on the strange and unique, and is one of the most abnormal form of goth. More often than not, Classic Goths are artistic in many feilds, some of which include Gothic Archetexture, Renisance art, singing, writing, and the playing of darker, older instruments (harp, violin, pipe organ, etc)
Popularity and 'fitting in' are at the bottom of the Classic Goth's to-do list. In fact, one will find that the Classic Goth often remains aloof from her/his fellow person, finding that solitude allows for better inspiration. Contrary to the cliche that Goths of any form worship Satan, Classic Goths DO NOT, under any circimstances, fit this definition.
Popularity and 'fitting in' are at the bottom of the Classic Goth's to-do list. In fact, one will find that the Classic Goth often remains aloof from her/his fellow person, finding that solitude allows for better inspiration. Contrary to the cliche that Goths of any form worship Satan, Classic Goths DO NOT, under any circimstances, fit this definition.
You can always find a classic goth deeply immersed in writings and musical pieces of a higher mindset.
by Angelique Noël January 24, 2009
by Kameldoq June 15, 2020