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Goal-dem

To be apart of a circle of people who reach for their goals.

A community of people who all have a common thread for making their dreams happen.
That’s my goal-dem! They make shit happen.
by pinklemonaide_co October 23, 2017
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roast goals

BITCH STFU.You are not at all sexy.In fact,you're a fuckpuppet.
My idea of a perfect Monday afternoon is watching a midget ram your colon.Know why you have polio?Because you're a dickless wookie lover.Heavens to Betsy you loathsome whale fucker,why does your whole house smell like ass?
Go get fucked by a yeti.Gargle a cup of ass juice you cum sponge.
You're cool.And by cool,I mean unsightly.I hope some hobo porks you in the hole until you can't pee standing up,you spelunking anus explorer.Wow you're gorgeous.Just kidding,you're a seal clubber.Why don't you go braid your pubic hair,you dumb cum fountain.My idea of a superb Friday morning is watching a convict rape in your ear.And my two personal favorites;Drink a pint of vaginal discharge,brofessor.Holy flying fuck,you fucking queef.Go get teabagged by a gorilla in a damp alley.
by It's Harambe November 27, 2016
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SMIRT goal

Specific
Measureable
Impossible
Relevant
Time- bound
That sounds like a SMIRT goal rather than a SMART one
by CWimby March 1, 2023
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tragic goals

Let's go maccies on Valentine's day. We are such tragic goals
by Jand mazz February 14, 2017
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Fluke Goal

An excuse to make you or a group of people feel better about loosing
Joe: that was such a Fluke Goal

John: init
Me: bs
by Jack Reynolds November 24, 2019
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Relationship goals

A relationship where the guy has back problems and the girl has stomach problems. They are best friends yet at the same time they are the perfect couple.
Wow, Alyssa and Sebastian are the perfect definition of relationship goals
by Thebassmasterrah August 13, 2021
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