National Garfield Day

June 19
Garfield

A: I feel like there is something special about today...

B: Its National Garfield Day

A: What a silly cat.

by luvtrashmouth January 15, 2024

Angry Garfield

Verb - A sexual act that can only be performed on mondays in which lasagna and a cat are utilized by agitating the cat to an aggressive state and having it claw the person to severe extents before they proceed to have unprotected sex with the lasagna

"I heard that dude was into angry Garfields, I wonder if he collects stouffers frozen lasagna coupons"

by LasagnaKing93 June 21, 2024

Lil Garfield

A desperate kid who wants to join your discord server after being repeatedly banned. Often known for selling random cologne and tickets to his rap performances. Very bad at rapping.

I was enjoing my day until i got a message from Lil Garfield on Instagram.

by Pairadyce August 22, 2024

reverse Garfield

The act of receiving 3 blow jobs on a Monday well eating breakfast, lunch and dinner

Noah asked his girl to give him a reverse Garfield

by Nojs69 January 22, 2025

Homo Gaypiens

Noun. Refers to the modern-day Homo Sapiens (i.e., humans) that are further divided into a sub-species due to their unique trait of feeling attraction to members of the same sex (i.e., they are a bunch of faggot queer homo super gay bitchboys); Homo Gaypiens evolved from an earlier species, known as Homo Erections.

"Dude, where's those faggots Quinton and Zach at? I want to beat the shit out of those Homo Gaypiens!"
"They're not here bro. You know damn well those Homo Gaypiens skipped school so they could buttfuck each other like little sissy la-la's. So gross...Let's kill them."

by Jack-the-stripper-ripper May 2, 2025

Izzybella and Andrew Garfield

They are meant to be. Izzybella does not care if he’s 38. Andrew Garfield is the best Spider-Man 😮 💨

“IZZYBELLA HAS A CRUSH ON ANDREW GARFIELD!”

Izzybella says “oh yea I do 😮 💨”
“Izzybella and Andrew Garfield are superior together”

by Yesurmomsuncle February 11, 2022

James A. Garfield High

Garfield High School is A public school in Seattle full of stoners, fags, white bitches and Asians. The black kids aren’t ghetto enough to fit in with the Beach Kids but not white enough to be friends with the Prep kids.

“Is Jack smoking weed out of a zucchini on the field? What a Garfield kid”
James A. Garfield High School

by mellielover111 September 26, 2019