Svetlana Kutin Funda

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by svetlana kutin fan boy May 31, 2022

Fender

A musical instrument manufacterer that makes guitars, bass guitars, amps, etc. Rivals to the brand Gibson

Guy 1:Whoa dude this new fender guitars is sooo awesome!
Guy 2:Dude i just got a Gibson guitars its soo awesome!!
Guy 1: I hate you -_-

by Dioxide112 July 10, 2010

Feeming-Fendel

Someone who gives themselves a 'Dutch Oven' repeatedly until reaching climax.

Bob was forever banned from the dating website after naming his profile “Feeming-Fendel ISO Fecal Freak”.

by J Dogg July 26, 2004

fender rhodes

a really intense, old keyboard that i want. i think its the keyboard in "money."

omg i made a synth that sounds like a fender rhodes. bah i want the real one tho.

by unusu-al September 6, 2003

fender benders

Archaic term for any of the shiny rainbow of barbiturates prescribed like Easter candy in the sixties in spite of causing more death and mayhem than the Vietnam War (to Americans, that is). May help to explain the learning disorders common in subsequent generations.* See also: ape wafers, gorilla biscuits.

*OK, we had learning disorders too; we were diagnosed by professionals as "lazy", "spoiled", "disrespectful", "undisciplined", etc.) (Has anybody with a PhD in Ed Psych ever noticed how fucking boring high school is, except for the handful of anal-compulsive overachievers who will end up either shooting themselves or in charge of further fucking up this barbaric, feudal, shithole of a country?) Off topic! Minus 20 pts!

I was hoping to get into Cindy's pants, but I took some fender benders at the dance to get loose and then sideswiped the vice-principal's Edsel in the parking lot.

by Doc Benway '47 May 18, 2011

Flunderwear

Flying underwear.

Campers: *throwing their underwear*
Camp Counselor: Hey guys, no flunderwear.
Campers: *giggling*

by SopranoRocker2010 July 1, 2011

Newfie Retirement Fund

Anyone who frequently plays the lottery, in hopes of acquiring financial security.

"Did you check our numbers, for the Newfie Retirement Fund?"

"Ya. And we didn't win. So we can't retire this week."

by D. Gould January 9, 2007