Friendly fire

during an act of masterbaition a man (accidentally) ejaculates on his own body. this usually happens when the man is lying down and is most severe when it hits the head area (the top one) and especially the lip

"ewwww, i jus cummed on my lip, thats the worst kind of 'FRIENDLY FIRE'"

*barfff*

by Ryan Maxwell May 27, 2008

friendly ghost

A "friendly ghost" is when you hide your buddy in the closet, so that later that night when your girlfriend comes over and your fucking her doggy style on the bed you pull out and your friend hopp's in there! Now when he gets in there you walk to the side of the bed and take a picture with the flash on so she can see it, see you, and realize your not the one fucking her!

"Bro she was so surprised when she saw me last night, BEST FRIENDLY GHOST EVER!!

by TheFreshPrince6969 January 24, 2017

female friendly porn

Type of porn focusing on POV of that dick.

David- "Wanna watch porn?"
Taylor- "Fuck yeah! Show me that big black dick. Female friendly porn."

by Billy Cu April 13, 2016

friendly

1. Severe need of dire sexual intercourse with one or more people:

Diego wants to get friendly with Francis.

2. To engage in a mannerism deemed highly sexual.

Diego got friendly with Francis.

by Diego April 16, 2003

Eco-friendly Umbrella

Means that you use a tree or a bush as an umbrella. Basically because you're too damn mean to buy one. You can also make it a little more realistic by non-watering it, so it would become yellow.

Alejandro: Hey Sha, forecast says it's going to be really HOT this summer. Are you buying an umbrella for the yard?
Shayan: God NO! I've just kept my tree with no water during all the spring so now it is yellow dry Eco-friendly Umbrella and I can use it to sit in the shade!

by aiannucci December 17, 2008

user friendly

User Freindly is when u get a little too friendly with ur computer.

Guy 1: I had cyber with some chick online and i got a little carried away.

Guy 2: Let me guess, User Friendly?

Guy 1: *embarrassed* Shut up.

by Reverend FootJoy July 14, 2004

Friendly Stranger

When your fucking a random Chick, or usually girlfriend in the dark, right by a window, and one of your buddys are in the house, then you tell the chick you need to leave for a second to take a piss or something, then your buddy comes in and starts fucking her then you go outside the window and wave to her.

WTF im not gonna let you Friendly Stranger my girl.

by Common92 May 30, 2008