by lolgeek838 March 5, 2021
Get the McDonald’s fries mug.The act of taking a friend's hand, and jerking yourself off with your friend's hand, leaving the semen on your penis, aging it, and eating the dick cheese
by Lord Headass 69420 February 28, 2020
Get the The Fried Jack mug.We have about a half gram each so we'll just throw it all together and smoke a stir fry bowl.
Dude, lets get stir fried!
Dude, lets get stir fried!
by AHor4U November 20, 2011
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Get the Fried Out mug.by greyrider245 January 27, 2021
Get the dirt fries mug.1) when a person fellates (performs oral sex on) another person so fast that thier tongue becomes burned or "fried" from all the friction.
2) during fellatio the recipient grabs the performer by the ears or the back of the head and begins violently controlling the act to the point that the performer's tongue gets a friction burn.
2) during fellatio the recipient grabs the performer by the ears or the back of the head and begins violently controlling the act to the point that the performer's tongue gets a friction burn.
1) "last night i was giving head so fast that i got tongue fried."
2) "i was going down on this guy last night and suddenly he grabbed me by my ears and started moving my head so fast that now i'm all tongue fried."
2) "i was going down on this guy last night and suddenly he grabbed me by my ears and started moving my head so fast that now i'm all tongue fried."
by paul kicks ass October 2, 2009
Get the tongue fried mug.A side dish you order (usually at a bar) to distract your moocher friends, thus leaving you free to enjoy your main meal without having to fend off drunk and hungry freeloaders that didn't order any food of their own.
(To the waitress...) I'll have a burger with everything. Oh and a side of decoy fries please to distract my broke-ass friends here who aren't going to order anything more from you except another 99 cent PBR.
by cjhardy June 29, 2011
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