Foundary

A made up word by a lawyer, doctor, politician or festival founder.

Lawyer, "my invoice for the defining the definition is included in the third clause of the foundary"
Client "What, $41,000.00??????"
Lawyer, "it's all included in the foundary you signed"
Client: "Oh, Damn."

by mandarinqueens June 13, 2011

Found Onion

a piece intended to be read without mirth but that could easily be published in The Onion; accidental satire

There are so many unintentional sexual puns in this article that it's hard to take it seriously. It's a Found Onion.

by schmub October 16, 2014

Founder

A member of the upcoming generation who self-defined themselves on MTV, thus showing them to be the most pretentious generation ever.

The high school kid proclaimed himself a Founder, but to us he was a flounder. So lame.

by drummin2life June 10, 2016

founding farmers

A boss resteraunt that you will want to go to everyday(it's Baller)

Have you been to founding farmers yet
Nah
Well you better get yo ass over there

by Baller life January 7, 2017

founddouchen

A foundation of douches, originated and founded by Benjermin Warren and Lily Heym the Jews and Kyra the Buddhist

Man, we make a great founddouchen

by Lrh12243 May 2, 2018

Found bitch

Hi Jayda if you are reading this HAVE A GREAT DAY!!!!!!!!!!😁😁😁😁😁 FOUND BITCH!!!!!!!👽👽👽👽👽BYE HOE❤🖐

FOUND BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!👽👽👽👽👽👽

by HOE AKA CATHERINE June 12, 2018

FOUNDER OF ROACH PIT

someone who DOESNT KNOW HOW TO EAT A FUCKING ORANGE. GOD DAMN IT YOU ONLY PEEL THE ORANGE ONCE. WHEN YOU GET TO THE INSIDE OF THE ORANGE YOU JUST SEPARATE IT INTO SLICES AND EAT THEM. THE WHITE LEATHER IS A PART OF THE ORANGE. YOU HEATHEN

sun: you have to peel the orange twice
me: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT????WHAT
cic: YOU DESERVE TO BE BULLIED
me: I AM GOING TO CAUSE THE GENOCIDE OF ANYONE WHO PEELS ORANGES TWICE
me: THE FOUNDER OF ROACH PIT IS GOING To diE

by ivyvyvyvyvyv July 26, 2019