flassing

1. To floss inbetween buttcheeks with a variety of different things.
2. A form of torture (see 1.)
3. A sexual position (see 1.)

Robin enjoys flassing his mother with a gazebo.
We'll make them talk by flassing them into confession.
Don't stop flassing me!

by larry says hi October 24, 2005

flossing

to make out with a chick

dude nice work flossing that hot chick last night

by Schaeffer McPherson October 3, 2007

Floating Doughnut

Pooping while taking a bath; while bathing in bathtub pooping;

Last night I was giving my son a bath when unleashed a floating doughnut.

by Jared Ford April 21, 2008

Flassing

To clean the crevice of someone's posterior with floss, spatula, tumbleweed, or any other implements suitable for the task.

Flassing is recommended for people who have a great deal of things stuffed in or up their cracks that they become stiff and obnoxious.
Warning: Consult your physician if you experience rashes, blisters, or any other physical discomfort from doing said activity.

by Sanders(Co-producer of the Word) October 16, 2005

floaking

A combination of being flopped out (tired) and soaked.

Danda74: that was coo
robinbrd311: YA BUT IM FLOAKED NOW LEL

by Danda74 January 13, 2005

flassing

(v. pt.) Flossing someone's rear end with floss, gazebos, spatulas, tumbleweed, or any other implements suitable for the task. It is said to have cured some hygiene problems among many odorous high school students.

Flassing is recommended for people who has a great deal of things stuffed in or up their posterior crevice that they become stiff and obnoxious.
Warning: Consult your physician if you experience rashes, blisters, or any other physical discomfort from doing said activity.

by Sanders(Co-producer of the Word) October 16, 2005

floaping

Floaping is the act of floor napping
when you take a floor nap its called a floap.

1- Hey man, I'm pretty tired, I think I'm gonna do some floaping
2- What? What the fuck is floaping?
1- You know, floor napping, floaping
2- That's retarded, kys

by zMiez April 9, 2023