flapidagious

Describing the floppyness of an uncircumcised penis.

Girl: Your walking funny.
Guy: It's my penis. It's so flapidagious today.

by rajula tamer January 2, 2008

Dust Flap

Having not had sex in so long, the vagina has started to sag and collect dust.

I bet your grandma has a dust flap.

by SilentDarkness June 10, 2011

mud flap clap

A woman gyrating her lower body in order to induce a clapping sound from her labia majors. Some women increase their ability to generate the mud flap clap by piercing or otherwise attaching weights to the area.

Just listen to Jen’s meat curtains and their mud flap clap.

by Jefe447 December 31, 2017

Piss flap

Someone who thinks they’re top shit because they’re upper class or privileged. These people take that for granted and are usually the most moronic people you will ever meet. Everything they say is like piss coming out their flap Of a mouth, hence piss flap.

“That rich old piss flap Mary is bragging about her dumbass new Ferrari”.

by Bigracksbitch June 18, 2020

flap your wings

Flapping your wings, refers to the dance to the song "Eagle On" by Nelly. It is the action of flapping your arms like a bird while getting low with your legs spread wide open, to replicate the "spread eagle" position.

Flap your wings girl!

by njssdnsd May 25, 2008

flapclap

1. rushing trapped air inside the vaginal cervix causes a mini 'boom,' which sounds like an applause after a well-intentioned, proper fornicating

2. advanced stage of gonorrhea

Audrey: "did you hear that?"
KC: "yeah, i think you just flapclapped"

...a little later...

KC: "you need to have your flapclap checked"

by original prankster March 20, 2009

croc flap

A croc flap is not unlike the strap on the comfy, stylish yet affordable croc gardening shoe. Under the surface however a croc flap is a bitch that really "gets under your girdle." The croc flap is almost like a hang nail in the sense that it is not completely bothersome but still potent enough for you to raise up and holler "Hey GUURL hey" get out-o-my-damn BizNASS, slut.

I was at the mall the other day trying on a pair of shoes and right when I walked over to that little shoe mirror some "croc flap" walked right in front of me. Who does that "croc flap" thing she is? Oprah mother-fuckin' Winfrey? I would like to know.

A croc flap: a cunty bitch that can't let bygones be bygones.

by Jeff Walters May 6, 2008