Ferganigganometer

(n.) The ratio of melanin cell content over metric tons.

De'markion Fergerson broke the ferganigganometer because he has a hippogyattamus nigga ratio index of 1 niggatillion.

by shnigglelover3000 September 17, 2025

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Feral cat blood

An attractive but mentally unstable female using her menstrual blood as paint.

I came home to find my now ex girlfriend finger painting with "Feral Cat Blood". She said it was part of a Voodoo spell to make me fall in love with her.

by Menace the solicitor September 30, 2025

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A feral paralegal is an unsupervised or barely supervised (as in, “I met the lawyer once at last year’s Christmas Party”) paralegal who cranks out divorce and custody documents, prenuptial agreements, wills, and other documents typically for a flat fee commonly ending in “99”.

According to the Great Marshal Willick, Esq., feral paralegals are unlicensed, unregulated paralegals, operating divorce mills either entirely unsupervised, or under the farcical fig leaf of a token listed attorney, who often is not even in the same city as the paralegals being “supervised.”

by BadAtty October 22, 2025

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a Fergasun

When a poster on an internet message board starts a new thread that inadvertently bombs, and the said poster disappears never to come back, he pulls a Fergasun.

"Oh man, did you read that thread on how to bang sheep?"

"Yea man, he (the thread starter) really pulled a Fergasun huh?"

by Chomerics August 7, 2007

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