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felch

V. The act of sucking semen from an anus, typically another male's, and then either swallowing it, or kissing your partner and planting it in their mouths.
Dude, I really wanna felch. Get over here!
by Felcher March 13, 2005
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felch

to lick out the cum you have just injected into someone's anus. Usually performed by gay men.
Rob took it upon himself to felch his gay lover.
by sp00ky May 13, 2004
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Felcher

The sick art of ejaculating in an ass and sucking it out through a curly straw
James wrote a book on felching cos he is a felcher, 10 steps to a succesful felch

1.Curly straws are a must
2.Nice loose ass, more straws the better
3.Lots of jism
4. loosen up with some fist action
5.saliva is a vital source, spit on it
6. use your toungue
7.clear your throat for maximum enjoyment
8.Dont do it with your mum
9.Loosen up with your massive triceps like i have
10.Chug coke up your ass to get it just write
by Harry Mason March 4, 2007
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felch

Felch has two meanings, depending on where you come from (ho ho, nearly a pun, there) and what sort of sexual community you belong to.

It's other meaning does indeed refer to the practise of de-fanging & de-clawing small rodentia (typically gerbils or hamsters) and inserting them into one's bottom for the sexual pleasure derived from the twisting & twitching of their death throes as they suffocate.

Roman soldiers also used to take advantage of an animal's death throes by sodomising geese, breaking their necks at the moment of orgasm.

So there you go.

God knows how much people do actually partake of rodent felching, mind. It seems a hell of a lot of fuss to go to just for a nice feeling up your bum. Why not try a twisty vibrator? They're resuable & far better for the karma.
Dennis went to the pet shop for some felching supplies
by Laurie August 23, 2004
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felcher

Scumbags who suck semen out of the vagina or anus of one's partner after sex. Sick perverted motherfuckers!
Bob is a felcher that sucks man juice out of Tom's bunghole!
by crevischecker December 27, 2011
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These days felcher has a more common meaning, the art of felching has come a long way since sucking cum out of a random asshole, it can now mean you're a bottom feeder of any type.
"Stop felching my beer you felch"
"Hey felcher" (Yelled out to bum collecting money at train station)
"Dont let felch felch off a felch" (Meaning double felching is a big no no)
by 2stylsh August 22, 2008
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