febtoberfest

1. A celebration typically centering on the mighty Badger, or Axolotl and involves a cornucopia of merriment and sacred druidic rituals. Alcohol, combined with self gathered psychotropic herbs are consumed under a full moon; the participants proceed to swing leather and burlap sacks of cats over their heads while dervishing furiously, often knocking into each other. Anthropologists believe the dance was developed in times of great boredom and hardship, to relieve sexual tension and keep the earth rotating on its axis. The swirling of the cat sachels warded off the Norse death goddess, Nehalenna, and sustained the electromagnetic energy fields that attracted the winds that blew through yggdrasil (the cosmic tree of life) keeping the earth rotating on its axis. The cats would be released simultaneously, and the resulting static energy caused birds to fall dead from their branches, and owls to howl like sirens. These indo-european precursors to the Vikings would then begin their military campaign, beginning the morning after for another 8 months, until it was time for the Autum Febtoberfest-fest. Globally, this festivity has survived and evolved into various traditions including, but not limited to: National Sleepy Day in Finland, Guy Fawkes Day, Black Mass, Ronald Reagan's Birthday, Christmas, Bohdi Day, and Jazz Funerals.

"FEBTOBERFEST is uber awesome, let's go to the pet store!"
"Alright! Once we have the cats, we'll get the burlap sacks at the home depot."
"Perfect."

by Monsieur Goose December 4, 2007

feet on sand

The opposite of getting high on drugs, or "lifted". Being sober.

Hey man did you hear that after an intervention Bob is feet on sand now?

by jamal619 February 20, 2010

Gorilla Feet

A person that wears gladiators, flats, sandals etc, with feet that look like they're gonna eat up the gladiator flats, sandals etc.

Also a person with ashy, dry, hairy, cracked, weird, feet.

Omg, her feet don't fit those spartakicks, she has gorilla feet.

by blahblahsmile November 3, 2010

Porno Feet

Having dirty feet from walking around barefoot; very much like the actors/actresses in pornos who have blackened and dirty feet from walking barefoot on the set(s).

OMG....look at her porno feet! (Meaning her feet are very dirty on the bottom).

by idustin December 14, 2012

OG Feet

A woman with amazing, or popular feet

A website selling foot fetish content

Damn bruh, this girl got some OG Feet

Yo those are some nice feet are they OG?

If I had a foot fetish I'd definitely be on ogfeet.com

by wokeone May 10, 2019

Femboy feet

uh-HNNNgnnngnnnnnnggghnnnn...my widdle tosies...!......... uwah!!!!!!!! hhhhhnggmmmmgggg.. hhhhhhhhnhnjnhjnhngggggggggg.... my WIDDLE toesies!!!! ooohhhh hmmmmmmmmmmm....aah!!!!!!!!.. ...ooh!!!..

Femboy: *takes off sock* uh-HNNNgnnngnnnnnnggghnnnn...my widdle tosies...!......... uwah!!!!!!!! hhhhhnggmmmmgggg.. hhhhhhhhnhnjnhjnhngggggggggg.... my WIDDLE femboy feet!!! ooohhhh hmmmmmmmmmmm....aah!!!!!!!!.. ...ooh!!!..

by Lilpoopoo12345679 January 12, 2022

feet sauce

its a sauce used on Pho soup. usually found in chinatown. named feet sauce because when this sauce gets ratchet it smells remarkably like feet.

You need to use a lot of feet sauce on that pho.

by chinatownluv October 7, 2012