tampon farmer

A person who buys out the whole stock of tampons because they fear that they will not have enough tampons to last the winter. So to solve this problem, they buy up shelves at one time.

David: Hey Natasha, whatcha doin there?

Natasha: Nothing much, im just harvesting some tampons for the winter!

David: Oh dont tell me your a tampon farmer.

Natasha: fuck no! i aint no farmer im grown up now i have boobies the size of ur head

by chelsea chealsea boom boom July 30, 2010

The Brown farmer

When you tie up your old cow in the pasture ,bend your girl over it, eat her ass, then fuck her with the rest of the herd watching.

I preformed The brown farmer on my old lady in broad daylight, needless to say the neighbors weren’t happy!

by Yetiarms April 13, 2022

farmer’s glide

Farmer’s lube is the act of using grease that’s usually used to lubricate farm equipment, for sexual intercourse. It isn’t exactly slick and probably won’t feel amazing but it’s a rite of passage as you can never be real farmer until you’ve done this.

Her: did you bring lube?
Him: nah I brought farmer’s glide
Her: for fucksake Jim, we’re not that poor

by Luwelyn.moss May 4, 2023

gracie farmer

A hot hoe with a nice body and has a really good personality. Sometimes slutty but people like when she flirts

Gracie Farmer is a stud

by Kool Kind Kid June 7, 2016

Dart Farmer

An individual who works hard to collect unwanted, discarded and smoked cigarettes. Their only goal in life is to clean up our streets and consolidate their spoils into free cigarettes

Look at that guy picking up those cigarette butts, he must be a dart farmer.

by Joe from Oshawa eh September 22, 2019

Sweat Farmer

A person who is obsessed with doing a certain thing often something insignificant so well that they worry about if constantly and annoy those around them

i finally got my huuuuuuge base setup after 4 hours of grinding! (instead of playing the game)
your such a sweat farmer

by TumourToad March 11, 2017

farmer snort

pluging one nostril and discharging snot out the other. see snot rocket. can also be used for entertainment purposes.

johnny hit the bum from the 5th story of a parking garage with a massive farmer snort.

by anti May 15, 2005