Fandangler

A piece of shit dried and stuck in the hair around your ass hole

Female- Gross, you have a fandangler hanging around your asshole! I’m outta here! Wash your ass!!!

Man- Damn my hairy ass! I’m never getting laid again……

by Dingis McFatnuts April 19, 2024

Fandam

A person that watches a lot of anime and pornography

Damn you are literally a fandam.

by bleepbloopgleepglorp March 27, 2024

Wild Fandango

The act of having sex. Usually reserved for people of older origins and only used in contexts where you need to get the point across without arrousing concrete suspicion.

Jim: I remember way back when doin' the Wild Fandango.

Student: What the hell is the Wild Fandango?

Jim: Aah, good times...

by Clandestine Tom January 27, 2011

The Fandango

1. Being fired from a place of employment immediately after or in close succession to being hired.

Scaramucci, Scaramucci, will you do The Fandango?

by realjohnanderson July 31, 2017

Dirty Fandango

A band from South Africa fusing elements of blues, soul, electro

My girlfriend and I went to the Dirty Fandango gig last night. Then she broke up with me and did the dirty fandango with the lead singer.

by PieterVermeulen September 14, 2017

Flying Fandango

Another word for DGAF. A bit cleaner and used in a gym and fitness environment when someone falls off because they don't care about their long terms goals for a moment. Such as a cheat meal or skipping a gym day.

To Self: I am may not give a flying fandango right now but I bet you soon I will. And I wanna be able to look back and not have destroyed a bunch of progress and work.

by TKNfan February 11, 2019

Pretty well fandango

It's said when something is really good made.

Person1: Look at my homework, mate!
Person2: Ohh, pretty well fandango!

by Luh Calm Fit (fr no cap) October 23, 2023