faitudge

Reccomended medication for fatigue. Very similar to chocolate fudge, but comes in large, free samples.

Im so stressed out from that workout, I need some faitudge.

by dfault June 29, 2004

fatsup

Ketchup or Catsup product that most likely will clog your arteries until death strikes you. Estimated to have 2 whole sticks of butter in every bottle along with other fattening agents.
Originated from Mark's basement. It was spray painted in the side of the stairs.

Get your "fatsup" in the stores.

by xSchaefx June 22, 2004

Failure Boat

Usually a large amount of people who fail who gather and socialize.

Most likely having captain.

All aboard the failure boat with Matt as your captain.

by unholy waffles September 29, 2008

faisal

big fat nigga

nigga faisal

by hotcot January 27, 2020

fisukapple

you can get a better toffee apple from shoving your hand up her poop chute.

You get her to eat that one, usually.

You want some more toffee, bitch?

by Anonymous February 24, 2003

Faucet failure

Teenage girl who spiked in followers from creating a dance to the Cuphead song during tiktoks early days but later got her account banned

Dude I miss faucet failure and her account

by Names12345678910 February 26, 2021

Mr. Perfect Jayden Faise

Also known as Jayden Micheal Carter.
He's amazing beyond belief.
Way more than he knows or believes.
He's my best friend and I love him a lot.
Probably more than you.
No of course more than you.
He's nice and fun to talk to.
He's sweet.
And gorgeous.
He makes me happy.
Without even trying.
AMABOUTTOCRY.
I'm so happy that I found someone like him.
He's an amazing person to have in your life.
Please don't hurt him.
Or I'll kill you.
I love you bby<333.

Isn't Mr. Perfect Jayden Faise your best friend?
Fuck yeah he is.

by Iri$$ January 11, 2009