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Whole Wide Facebook

A 21st Century designation indicating massive magnitude. Whereas in the past one might utter the phrase 'whole wide world,' such phrasing now seems quaint, and has been usurped by its replacement, 'whole wide facebook.'
You're the bestest mom in the whole wide facebook!

You'll never find anyone else in the whole wide facebook as awesome as I am.
by Neologian-PJG December 10, 2012
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Facebook Bipolar

Facebook users who seem like cool peeps in person, but get hostile and obsessive while on Facebook. The "facebook mood swings" between mania and depression can be very abrupt.
Facebook Posts:

Rachael Ray: I am perfect. Everyone should be like me!

Lindsay Lohan: I'm pretty cool too!

Rachael Ray: NO! You aren't me. Everything I say is right. If you disagree with me you are wrong.

Rachael Ray:I will now post a recipe for the perfect life, mine. ;) Hope this pisses you off!

Lindsay Lohan: I think you are Facebook bipolar!

Rachael Ray: What? I had a *winking smiley face* you can't get mad if I put a smiley face!
by ghettomomsrus August 10, 2010
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facebooknapping

to 'nap' / to hold someone's facebookprofile; either by hacking it or simply when you want to check your account and your predecessor forgot to log out.

a 'facebooknap' results in two ways:
1) you're profile is now home of some random spam agency
2) you're profile is filled with random/hilarious status updates, pictures, ...
Situation A

person 1: OMG, Why is there 'I <3 cum on my face' on my facebook status?

person 2: Did you log out when we were at the libary?

person 1: Oh no I forgot

person 2: classic case of facebooknapping!

Situation B

person 1: oh look, someone forgot to log out on facebook.

person 2: let's mess with his account

person 1: time for a facebooknapping!

person 2: lets put 'I <3 cum on my face' in his status, it will be hilarious
by net0n March 30, 2011
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Facebookeeping

-Catching up with your facebook after much time of neglect.

-Facebook+housekeeping
Bryne:Damn, I haven't written back to anyone's post on months
Melissa:Wow, you have some hardcore facebookeeping to do
by SourDough43 May 5, 2009
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facebook

a new-age alternative to walking out of your house in your spongebob pyjamas and handing out photocopies of your password records and diary.
Grandma: "sent you a facebook friend request"
You: "oh, crap"
by bored2 February 5, 2010
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facebook

WHenever I use facebook, my grades drop
by fbooker May 9, 2010
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Facebook Friday

A friday night when you have nothing to do but be on Facebook, look at your friends pictures, and like everything and anything you see!
My fun freaky Friday plans turned into a lame, but fufilling, Facebook Friday
by irsoaobneely August 14, 2010
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