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not even lying

Normally I would lie about this. But in this special situation I’m telling the truth.
“I’m not even lying right now, I stole this from my teacher
by jostytosty August 23, 2022
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Evening Damage

An Evening Damage is a very large shit you have after you've had your tea (or dinner/supper depending where in the country you're from!). It is generally one that's hard to squeeze out, but when it does, it makes a very heavy plop as it enters the water.
FRED: I'm just off to the toilette to offload my evening damage.
JOEY: OK have a good one!

drop the kids off at the pool restock the lake with brown trout lay a cable build a log cabin
by boeing737229 February 15, 2018
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evening

Period between 18:00 (6:00 pm) until 23:59 (11:59 pm).
Evening.
by Ñwñwñwñwñwñw August 4, 2025
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Even

Even is a gentle, handsome man. He is always there for the ones who need him. He is also a great actor. He will never let you down, and if he says he loves you, he really does.
OMG! Even is soooooo nice! I just love him.
by EeveeLoverNumberOne March 21, 2017
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