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Erection

That one thing that always comes on at the wrong place, and the wrong time, or right place wrong time, or vice versa.
Guy: "Hey dude, how was the presentation on uhhhh..."
Dude: "You mean the presentation of the solar system?"
Guy: "Yeah, that presentation, so how'd it go?"
Dude: "Not well, I got an erection in the middle of it."
by Script Kiddie February 21, 2020
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midget erection

When a normal sized man is having intercourse with a little woman doggy style, stands up and puts on a large pair of sweatpants while still inside her. He then leaves his house and goes for a walk with what appears to be a massive erection in his pants but is really just his fun sized partner going for a ride.
Did you see that guy on the street today? He either had a disease or a midget erection
by Kwaller11 October 28, 2017
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Trash bag erection

When your friend has a crush on an ugly ass, rotting-flesh looking girl
Philip has a trash bag erection for this Asian chick
by Purple8InchCock88812 April 26, 2017
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African-Erect

An erection whichgoes more than 180° and therefore bulges into the groin.
"Luke, that blond chick made me go African-Erect. It feels so good..."
by BigDickGiles [TeamElliot] June 18, 2017
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Internalised Erection

Internalised erection (also called “self-rigid”) is when a member of an erect group believes and acts out the kinks created to dehumanise and humiliate their kin. This is a problem that has plagued our society unbeknown to the regular man. The patriarchy is to blame.

For example, a mother whom many would like to bed, or a mwmwltd, falls into the stereotypes of their kink category - going after younger men, constantly dominating and lovingly nurturing them.
"You see that Furry over there? They actually perform the yiff. That is Internalised Erection if I have ever seen it."
by Tallia Foxgroove November 21, 2017
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Res-erection

An erection received while sleeping from a sex dream so good that you wake up.
"I dreamt about Julie last night, and it gave me a res-erection."
by A Non-Emus May 13, 2018
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Orphan Erection

When you get hard but you can't do anything about it, and it dies, alone and unloved.
I was at church and I popped a orphan erection, hopefully it goes to heaven with the rest of the unwanted and unloved .
by Ess_Nelek April 16, 2016
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