Dad: I couldn't understand a word that man was saying.
Son: Thats because his Asian accent is really thick.
Dad: I really can't understand chopstick English.
Son: Thats because his Asian accent is really thick.
Dad: I really can't understand chopstick English.
by Yukov Lukich 333 July 20, 2017
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by kebabpenis69 October 20, 2019
Virginia Woolfe has the used excellent parallelism, imagery and anaphora to convey her feelings to the reader. She's so AP English!
by Marialejandra June 14, 2007
A different (Read wrong) system of spelling the English language used by citizens of the United States who cannot be bothered to learn the correct spelling of simple words.
usually involves missing out letters, switching the order or just using the complete wrong word
closest comparison can be asking a small child to spell a word and making a dogs ears of it.
usually involves missing out letters, switching the order or just using the complete wrong word
closest comparison can be asking a small child to spell a word and making a dogs ears of it.
English spellings: Colour, Centre, Honour, Draught
American English spellings: Color, Center, Honor, Draft
American English spellings: Color, Center, Honor, Draft
by Steve168762 November 06, 2010
All your grades are belonging to me.
by Chris G: Unibrowed P-I-M-P January 12, 2005
The act During Sexual Oral contact with your signifigant other/ paid mistress while in the midst of your oral confrontation you repetitavely smack/clap your testicles of your womans chin. If done right. this could cause the female to feel extremely aroused in her genital area. If necessary, the english clapper can be performed on the womans neck, providing equal stimulation as the chin would.
Johnny: hey bro so you went out with Lucy last night?
Luke: yea man she totally sucked my dick!
Johnny: oh sick did you give her the old english clapper?
Luke: Damn right i did! after the neck i moved down to her chin, she totally loved it!!!!
Luke: yea man she totally sucked my dick!
Johnny: oh sick did you give her the old english clapper?
Luke: Damn right i did! after the neck i moved down to her chin, she totally loved it!!!!
by wgjwfolife May 08, 2010