Aunt Edwin

Female version of Uncle Edward but has a smelly vagina and is lesbian and has got 10 gapes in total while digging for rattle snakes to go up her ass while the female Tyrone gets his strapon

Half credit WWW.COMPASS

I was in the park and I pulled an aunt Edwin.

by Fishnuggets66 August 23, 2023

Chronic Edging

When you are incapable of ejaculating and can only edge

Josh has chronic edging his girlfriend is hateful towards him because of it

by T1Dildo August 31, 2023

Musical Edging

When you ascend the musical scale playing every correct tone only to fuck up the last note. This removes all pleasure from the situation and completely drains the room. The note is never resolved thus satisfaction is never gained.

Last night my homies and I were playing “Stack Tower Up 3D Builder Simulator Don’t Crash” on the switch and experienced the most heinous musical edging. Every time we’d reach the seventh note of the scale we could never reach the eighth. Serious musical blue balls.

by Timothecles October 7, 2023

Meeting Edging

When a manager or superior keeps pushing back a meeting in small increments.

To meeting edge.

My boss and I had a meeting at 10, then he pushed it up to 10:15, then to 10:30, then to 11:00 and finally to 12:00. He was meeting edging me all morning!

by Beer Can Dan October 19, 2023

turbo edging

Turbo edging is the act of edging at a rate so aggressive and fast paced that you develop multiple sores and calluses on the shaft of your rod.

Batman was turbo edging to Arkhams live stream of Harley Quinn in the shower.

by Kinggross2376 October 23, 2023

Edwin and the Pressure

An awesome alternative rock band with several hits. Can seem pop-ish when compared to SOAD or Godsmack, but then most things are. They have a couple of great songs, most are based on drugs/alcohol. "Let's Dance" was a top ten hit for almost three weeks straight. They use distortion and light sound effects, keyboard and electric drums to emphasize a different sound. Quote, "'Edwin & The Pressure' is instantly captivating, cool, powerful, emotive and intense. From the slamming first single, "Superhoney" to the infectious "Firecracker," to the orchestral atmosphere of "High" and "Malibu Sunset," Edwin's voice links each and carries the listener on a dynamic musical ride."
Ediwn was also a solo artist with his album, "another spin around the sun"

Quote from Edwin and the Pressure, let's dance

You can drive through the night
Till the roads outta sight
Put the top down, hang out the window
Under the shiny Northern Lights

And who will be your man
And who will be there then
Cuz we all know shit happens
Let's dance
Let's dance

by Addie Grigg May 21, 2006

Edin

Someone with a big booty

«Damn who is she?»
«Its edin»

by 111quarantine April 13, 2020