Dylan

A Dylan, usaully one with the last name of Winters, is a stoner with a 4.0 that looks at hairy men's anal cavitys. The typical Dylan puts videos of such pornography on his iPod and jacks off to them at night.

Dude 1: Dude, Ryans friend dylan W. is a total perv
Dude 2: Ya I know, i saw videos of hairy ass holes on his iPod!
Dude 1: Man, he is so gay

by Winston Churchill the III November 9, 2008

dylan

Awesome in bed with his big cock and good moves. He is loved by many women and is often fought over. He is hot and always tries to make people feel good about themselves. He's the best boyfriend any girl could ever had, and you would be lucky to date him. He is flirtatious and very outgoing.

Girl 1: Are you really dating Dylan?
Girl 2: Yes I am.
Girl1 : You're the luckiest girl on earth.
Girl 2: I know

by dylan'sluckygirl November 4, 2013

Dylan

a nasty ass incest bitch. has many STD's. humps anything with two legs, well it doesn't even have to have legs..

"that dude's humping that chick!"
"that's his sister..."
"what a fucking Dylan!"

by ghetto:]] March 25, 2009

Dylan

Someone who is secretly really gay, a fag, someone who thinks he's a girl, gets caught up in girls drama, sucks in bed, is extremely ugly and has the smallest penis you will ever see.

Guy: That guy is a fag
Friend: Must be a Dylan

by Bobbyhummpy March 5, 2013

dylan

A butt hole from Ireland. Tries to jump from girl to girl but does not succeed.

He likes her AGAIN?! What a Dylan.

by TheQueen111 May 25, 2016

Dylan

A gay ass son of a bitch with a really small penis who dates a lot of girls who end up hating him. He thinks he is cool and has anger issues.

Girl: Jeez I hate Dylan he's such an asshole.

by Lakerthegreater November 14, 2016

Dylan

A big Fuck-Ass loser with an undersized penis and a habit for sex with underage girls and old men.
Usually can be found humping a hobo's trash can in an old back alley.

Person 1: GET THE F*CK OFF MY DYLAN!

Person 2: (calmly) Dylan is such a whore.

by #YOLO SWAG <3 August 28, 2013