church drunk

A level of drunkness- generally refers to getting really weirdly drunk. Often church goers who rarely drink will reach this level during a night out on the town.

Used in a sentence; I'm for sure getting church drunk tonight.

by M.c.hammmered February 24, 2012

stupid drunk

To drink yourself into a state where you would qualify for the special olympics.

Man, we got stupid drunk last night!

by dirte June 12, 2006

bike drunk

The state of being too blackout drunk to ride a bicycle, but too drunk to walk without it

Johnny was bike drunk, and had to lean on his cruiser in order to make it home saturday night.

by Uncle Mike April 5, 2007

drunk food

Food one eats when getting the beer munchies

After 8 beers i can sure go for some drunk food

by Ceese March 12, 2005

drunk texting

A modern derivative of its cousin, drunk dial-ing, this involves sending text messages via cell phone to friends, girlfriends, sluts, just friends, etc., while in a drunken stupor.

Typically it is used on a desired member of the opposite sex, that is normally not desired during sober hours. This lame attempt to arrange a booty call results from the cowardice of the drunk texter, who fears actually making the drunk dial.

That grease monkey keeps drunk texting her every weekend at 2am.

by DougCrow January 3, 2006

pissy drunk

State of being, where you're so drunk that you piss yourself.

He was pissy drunk, even though he only had one beer to drink. Punk.

by Brandon December 1, 2003

Sleep Drunk

Sleep drunk: the act of being so sleep deprived that you act as though intoxicated

man i was so sleep drunk last night i said some things i shouldn't have

by Rightnowimsleepdrunk July 1, 2009