Doughnut

A term most commonly used by multi-Michelin starred chef and star of the small screen, Gordon Ramsay to describe someone who can't cook for jack shit. This term can be used by itself or in conjunction together with the expletive "Fucking" or "Fuckin" i.e. Fucking Doughnut/ Fuckin Doughnut.

Gordon Ramsay: Is there anything today that I ate that wasn't microwaved?
Fucking Doughnut: The salad.
Gordon Ramsay: The salad?
Fucking Doughnut: Yeah.
Fucking Gordon Ramsay: You Fucking Doughnut. Of course you don't put fucking salad in the microwave!

by Prophet Dusk March 5, 2021

Glazed doughnut

Glazed Doughnut

You must have eaten a ton of Pussy , Your Face looks like a Glazed Doughnut

by Shmoe H March 21, 2024

Screaming doughnut

A never ending loop of men engaged in anal intercourse locking the last man into the first.

“Mate, that stag do got so weird it almost became a Screaming Doughnut. We had to call it a night.”

by Son of a Glitch July 23, 2025

Doughnut Club

when accounting for all aspects including things like personality or maintenance, a group of girls that think they are hot, but are actually zero's.

person 1: buzz, your girlfriend. woof!
person 2: yeah, halie is in the doughnut club, she's a butterface, a bit like ruth buzzie and screetch had a child. high maintenance, a terrible person, begs for social media cred and think she's hotter than fire. not to mention she still lives with her parents at 30 years old and doesnt have a job. well, unless you count mommy and daddy's money having a job. she's got big boobs though, so there is that...

by boshk October 5, 2022

Hairy Doughnut

Hairy Doughnut is a name they used for vagina back in the older days.

"Let me play with your juicy Hairy Doughnut"

by xDesxi July 24, 2023

KY Jelly Packin Ass Doughnut

Someone who fills there anus with Ky Jelly. like a doughnut

Ky Jelly Packin ass doughnut-When a man fills KY Jelly into the Anus.

by DonTeezy February 11, 2023

Doughnut Warrior

Doughnut warriors travel in packs, have flashing red and blue lights (so you know they're not messing around), and typically weigh in at about 300 pounds. They are one of the more violent hominids you can meet face to face, typically 50% of them beat their partners and 100% of them are total douchebags

"that doughnut warrior took the PIG CHOPPA down to dunkin doughnuts again. If i were a robber, doughnut shops would be the last place i'd rob, sooo many doughnut warriors gather there"

by Wypipo whisperer September 10, 2020