Bong dong

When you can't get a boner because you're so fucking high.
Sweetie, it's okay! It happens to every guy.

No, I'm telling you, it's just bong dong!
by GayBlaine October 07, 2014
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Long Donging

To royally and thoroughly deep dick ones sexual partner. Requires a long dong shaft (hence the name) and a swift and forceful pelvic thrust
Shannon wiled away her evenings long donging Ryan into next century, all the while sipping her vino

Or

Kieron long donged Aaron’s mum, smashing ones back doors in
by JBonius1989 July 17, 2021
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dong chang

A maneuver in which a person's two hands are pressed together with the palms toward eachother. The forefingers and middle fingers are pressed together and extended forward as if gesturing like a gun, the ring fingers are intertwined and closed over the opposing knuckle and the pinkies pressed together and extended in the same fashion as the top two fingers. The thumbs are folded, one over the other. Whichever thumb lies on top indicates "right" or "left" dong chang dominance.

This jesture is used both during sex to up the ante, if you will, of the "two in the pink, one in the stink" maneuver on a woman as it provides additional stability and thrusting power.

It has also been used without the extended pinkies as a fighting style while horsing around with friends to give them a good goose.
Sexual: "I dong changed my girlfriend last night and she totally got off!"

Horseplay: "Whoa, watch out or Perky will dong chang you when you aren't looking."
by Von Pedro November 29, 2007
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nigerian dong

big peen, super huge golungous peen
I used to have two inch peen, now i have 1ft. nigerian DONG
by no_homo_Chromo August 24, 2018
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Ding Dong

a name of an alien species from another planet that has a life expectancy of 2 years. their most notable traits are their slim-like bodies, stubby ears and long limbs, yet lack of nose. the low classes of these species wear only a shirt, but nobles and higher also wear lower attire to cover their nonexistent genitals. long ago, however, in the year 1XXX, their planet was invaded by Let's Play-ers, and the race needed to take action and fend the raiders off their sacred planet. unfortunately, they failed, but only one survives to move to Earth to avoid another invasion. Ding Dong is currently living with his new soulmate, a male Mexican artist named Julian Marcel. they create games together.

also chris stikny,,,
Person: hey remember when Ding Dong was still relevant

Person 2: who

Person:
by Dedede Man May 18, 2020
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Ding dong

Verb- to grasp a person’s pony tail esp. a girl’s and pull down sharply while shouting “ding dong
“Hey Bobby, I’m gonna ding dong Sarah” Steven said

“Let me watch.” Bobby said

Steven snuck up behind Sarah. He grabbed her ponytail and yanked on it.

DING DONG” Steven barked

Sarah yelped in pain
by Rakis January 17, 2019
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Slangin dong

Can I kiss your slangin dong?? No you bungee slut!!
by Insta@jonahwent69 January 22, 2018
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